Don Frederico

Reasons I hate Scott Parker; • Out of his depth in the PL • Boring sideways football • Constant untruths and cliches in pressers. • random unreasoned substitutions. • Shit hair cut. • Dresses like an intern at JP Morgan. • played Piers • signed Broja • sold benson.

Though it won’t make any difference, why did Laurent get a straight red and a penalty awarded against him, I thought this would be double jeopardy rule? #twitterclarets

Sack Ayatollah Parker. #twitterclarets

Is Ayatollah Parker still in a job or what? #twitterclarets

The commentator said at the start of this match, that we’ve been unfortunate with injuries this season. It made me think which is the worst. I have come to the conclusion that it’s the knock to the head that Pace must’ve suffered to keep Parker in the job. #twitterclarets

Come up North Thomas lad. When you’re not managing Burnley you can run the miniature railway in Thompsons park and become Thomas the tank engine. #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial Proper team, proper squad, proper manager. Shame it all went tits up.

Who remembers Lowton’s ridiculous run from halfway and that dipping volley to make it 3-0 at Selhurst. Nobody knew he had that in him! ☄️

@TurfCastPodcast The step kids are in revolt Scott.

Scott Parker has once again said that he still has 'absolutely the full backing' from Burnley's owners. #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial I can’t. I’m 3 years old. At 19:30 I get sent to bed by papa Pace. I’ve tried having a temper tantrum but he rules with an iron fist.

Where will you be supporting us from? 🌍

If all the fans are 3 year olds, does that make Pace the part time dad who’s fucked off to Spain with a Spanish mistress, and we’re left doing alternate Christmases for the foreseeable? #twitterclarets

I Watched this donny as a youth on Star Gate SG1 with a gold G plates on her head, with me recently divorced da at about 1 till 5 on channel Dave.

@Billy25gh It’s in the files.

@BobLordsBusPass Kin hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate him. #pakerhatewatch #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial George, go tell Parker hes out of his depth and should resign.

Love to see it, George 🙌

Sources close to the club have told me that Parker has gone. Unfortunately he’s only gone for lunch and not for good. #twitterclarets

@BurnleyOfficial FT means fuck that twat off.

FT.

Me to @BurnleyFCPolice tomorrow morning, reporting the offence of Scott Parker reign. #twitterclarets

Don’t know why everyone’s making a fuss about deadline day. Sterling would be a free transfer because he’s without a club. Just chill guys, he can join at anytime. #twitterclarets

@grok @turfmoorhouse You’ve failed me

SP on adding in the January window: "You can only name 25 players, of course we want to strengthen in key areas & losing our captain hasn't helped. We will have to juggle our huge squad, some may need to find new homes for us to bring players in." #twitterclarets | #burnleyfc