Vanilla Gorilla

All I'm saying, is if I went from Phoenix, AZ all the way to Tacoma, I would've probably knocked L.A. out somewhere in between those visits before I took off to Philadelphia and Atlanta.

If I point that gender swap filter towards my crotch...🤔

Flat earthing isn't aggressive enough. I'm starting the Anti Sphere Society, better known as A.S.S. We will protest everything from the globe to basketballs.

@chayse_h I can't believe you get to play next to Joshua Paul Cortright! That guy is so okay!

I can’t believe I’m playing a show with some of the Fall Out Boy dudes

@sethisMusic Why does my dad not come over for Christmas anymore?

Why do bands who can’t draw to save their life have larger egos than those selling out every date of tours?

"Expiration dates are just false guidelines stamped on our food by big money corporations trying to pigeon hole us into buying more groceries man!" *as I drink my chunky milk and watch flat earthers larp*

Starving the South has a show on 05/04/2019 at 08:00 PM @ EJ's Eats and Drinks in Little Rock, AR reverbnation.com/q/7gxhhr #concert reverbnation.com/starvingthesou…

Starving the South has a show on 04/29/2019 at 07:30 PM @ Reno's Chop Shop in Dallas, TX reverbnation.com/q/7gtcn8 #concert reverbnation.com/starvingthesou…

@sethIU98 @peter_king @PatrickMahomes5 @honeythunder11 Colts almost beat us! Whew! That was close.

@peter_king @PatrickMahomes5 @honeythunder11 Colts will maul the beauty pageant Chiefs into submission

Remember @PatrickMahomes5’ incredible no-look pass to @honeythunder11? He recreates it perfectly. I’ll have more in tomorrow’s Football Morning in America: profootballtalk.com/fmia?cid=fmiat…

@sethisMusic Amen!

Bands that are just heavy to be heavy with no dynamics are boring. I thought we were past that phase?!

When I first got involved in the Missouri music scene in '02-'03, it was lamentable at best. I had no qualms leaving it. Now, thanks to the likes of @sethisMusic @LoandBeholdSTL @Cavil666 @polterguts @ZIIONkcmo @Snakehoundband I couldn't imagine not being a part of it.

@ThtsAwsmDude I've never eaten at a jack in the box. ☹

Don’t even get me started on the fact that we don’t have jack n the box/White Castle anywhere near Springfield. 😤

@Travi_B I know I didn't. You're welcome. Thanks for being in my life.

@BobbyDMusic DUDE! You didn't have to do that! Thank you so much!

I don't want to do this but I'm hurting. I'm having serious car trouble after my shift tonight. I hate to admit it, but I'm financially struggling. I don't expect anything or for anyone to pay attention to this, but I would appreciate anything. My cash app is: $TraviB24

@Cavil666 @Travi_B Words of advice. DO NOT click that hardcore hashtag whilst out to lunch with your wife.

Here’s a couple of our favorite shots from the Midwest Throwdown tour. See you guys soon! 📷 @travi_b & @coalmessengers #cavil #cavilnation #cavil666 #deathcore #metalcore #hardcore… instagram.com/p/BowTdVineem/…

Real men ask other men how their penises are.

@HoppEldon Cumpliments!

@HoppEldon I can always count on you to pump me full of compliments!

A glimpse into my hipster mumble rap career, if I had one.