Bocce

A Dutch shellacking in Houston. Orange crush.

Dutch came out hotter than stroopwafel resting on a cup of hot tea. 2-0 Netherlands 🧇☕️🇳🇱

10/10. Delicious.

@fonzodad 😭😭😭😭

@Bocce305 Hasta que se seque Edinburgh 🤣

Good to have friends in all places. Scotland see you in Miami ☕️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@fonzodad Playing Jacob Forever on it

@Bocce305 Bagpipes and all

@fonzodad A Scottish balserito named Yurdanys McPerez delivered it in a Scottish Amazon truck 😆😆

@Bocce305 Y eso que te lo buscastes de enemigos

You might wait for Paraguay but Paraguay ain’t waiting for anybody. A minute in. Wow.

I was discussing a psychopath scene in No Country For Old Men with the clergy today. Where Chigurh tells Carson “if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” Then he kills Carson. Carson, if he was a man of God, could’ve countered, “the rule Jesus Christ followed brought him to the cross to save the world. And soon I’ll be with him in paradise.” That would’ve been something. The nihilist won in the book and movie, though.

Scots left everything but the Bud Light in Boston. Not the biggest Bud Light man myself, but Tartan Army, you’ll want to tap that keg, too, in South Florida. It’s hot as hell down here. We also have solid Caribbean imports like Presidente here by the loch-load. Red Stripe, Prestige, Kalik. Everything from Central and South America. The Miami beer tour will be great. Solid craft spots, as well. Come on down, Scotland.

Dallas, Houston, Charleston on deck for the Bocce US tour. They want to know how Bocce knows. There’s no secret. Just born with it.

That’s more like the old Brazil ⚡️⚡️⚡️

A lot of hurricanes that year. 🤨

Brazil almost opened it up. Can’t stand these offside calls. Worse than the water breaks.

Brazil soccer looks unrecognizable from when I was younger. Missing the electricity they used to have. Crazy to see this seemingly bland team. Waiting for them to open it up.

I just walked out of @ODNIgov HQ for the last time. Thank you President Trump - I remain grateful for the profound honor of serving the American people and our nation as the Director of National Intelligence. @DNIGabbard, out.

Scotland getting jobbed in this game. They were mad at me when I said Haiti was getting jobbed. Now they’re getting jobbed. I don’t know all the intricacies and nuances of the game like the lifelong “footy” followers do but I know these FIFA refs and the corruption very well.

The Florida Turnpike’s southbound lanes are shut down near Doral as crews fight fire with fire. They’re doing a backburn while winds and the weather are predictable, which will leave less fuel for the main fire. Scary for those nearby, but necessary firefighting tactics.