Bold Claims

“I’m not average, I’m a firefighter”

“Real Canadians do their coke in work camps and husky gas station bathrooms”

“I’m a solid 8”

“Your not ugly your just poor”

“Somebody made me watch an episode of queer eye and I didn’t really like it” #boldclaim

“I want my funeral to be at Fuddruckers with a vat of jalapeño cheese sauce”

“I just called a girl the Bubba Gump of beans as a pick up line and it worked”

@timquiring And I thought I was bold

“Human or person?”

If Philip Rivers would have worn a domer, he would have won a Super Bow

I can’t believe I have to keep watching these close game. I already have had to watch them come back from 25 in the super bowl - Classic patriots fan self pity

“Radiologists don’t even need to go to school. It’s just basic pattern recognition, looking at pictures all day”

So what’s your excuse? “Everyone else was driving faster than me and the signs were all knocked over, I’m the only one who got pulled over”

After getting $1000 speeding ticket in construction zone “it was an honest mistake”

I can’t fit in normal suits. My chest and arms are well above average

Tesla is a Ponzi scheme

“Jay Cutler you are a burning turd of just shatty....burning turds”

Happy New Year. May all your endeavours be as bold as I

The blue jays have the 2nd worst pitching rotation in the ALS. I mean MLS #what #bold #icebucketchallenge #soccer