Reza Erauansyah

@B3doel___ Ibu yg pake jilbab,"knp lu tegor sih, ntar polisi nya balik, liat gw gak pake helm!!"

Gimana nih....🤭

@Cr7_1050 @primevideosport Winning 3 UCLs in 17 years is fcking great.

@primevideosport While won 3 UCL in 17 years Tells you everything you need to know

A reminder that Pep has NEVER lost back-to-back league titles in his managerial career 🏆👀

@Chefiie @primevideosport He's been coming in for 6 years

@primevideosport That’s where Mikel Arteta’s arsenal comes in 😭😭😭

@creepydotorg smallpox incoming

Till this day I still don’t understand this particular scene…

@centregoals @Telegraph Heil Hutter!

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@KucengTerbanggg Ipang kesian ga punya duit buat jalan2 ke LN

@AhmedTayy Ibn Batutah was the original "Source? Trust me Bro"

Funniest thing that happened in Makkah, me and some brothers were talking about Ibn Battuta in English, the Saudi uber driver chimes in with "Ibn Battuta Kadhaab!"

@LivingTricks_ Boat

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@tirta_cipeng Yg sy garis bawahi kan pernyataan "demi negara"

@BossReza Namanya pajak itu wajib hehehe Kalo ga wajib ngapain bayar Logikanya sama lampu lalu lintas Kalo merah wajib brenti, kalo ga diwajibkan ya semua akan melanggar Logika sepele kok mas. Hehehe

Akhirnya kelar lapor spt via coretax Total pajak nembus 2 milyaran hahahaha Sejujurnya sistemnya bagus, data auto masuk, cuma istilahnya membingungkan. Jadi akhirnya pake tax consultant biar ga ribet. Ya demi negara, bayar milyaran Semoga digunakan dengan baik ya 🫡

@AnCintaQ @sosmedkeras bcith, you belong to the streets

@sosmedkeras Iya lagi. Ga adil banget laki boleh punya istri sah 4 orang, knp cewek ga boleh? Kan enak banyak yg nafkahin dan ada tempat bersandar buat healing ketika salah satunya nyebelin atau nyakitin.

Bjirr

@ainunnajib Halah, dikasih kementerian agaman aja dikorup. bayangin aja klo kuasain politik, semua kementerian dikorup

udahlah NU bikin partai aja 2029 nanti, kembali seperti Pemilu 1955 jadi tiga besar partai berkoalisi sana-sini ujungnya cuma ditunggangi dan dikhianati dihina-hina dan difitnah bahkan kalah lobby sama yang lebih kecil NU itu besar, kuasailah demokrasi, kuasailah politik

@xendless_s Iya terima kasih komentar negatif nya. Yang penting tidak ngebom.

SISI GELAP BALI?? 🤔

@ann_oma58727 @AsakyGRN Shhh!

@AsakyGRN Married your wife’s best friend just so she wouldn’t feel lonely. Chaos waiting to happen.

His wife kept telling him she missed her best friend and wanted to spend more time with her. Instead of arguing, the husband married the best friend as a second wife so they could see each other every day. 😭

@LelisOliveira @AsakyGRN shhh

@AsakyGRN This only sounds good to those who have never been married; after a while, being married to one woman isn't easy, imagine dealing with two.

@EnjoyInter All Inter players should have been red-carded for celebrating a clearly non-existent goal

🤷🏻 The thing I didn't understand is for what the referee whistling for? Is there a foul? Whose? Why after the cross on the ball of Dimarco?

@racunshope82401 @Roffi_Daijoubu "Semua ada penciptanya" Ini pernyataan yg salah. Yang benar: semua ciptaan ada penciptanya. Selama ia masih memiliki pencipta, maka ia termasuk ciptaan, bukan Tuhan.

@Roffi_Daijoubu Argumenmu lemah , kalo semua ada pencipta maka tuhan harus ada penciptanya , kalo tuhan bisa nongol semdiri maka yg berhanggapan alam semesta nongol sendiri tanpa ada yg menciptakan juga gak salah donk

Pertanyaan ini sering dianggap "skakmat" sama atheis "edgy" Padahal ini justru menunjukan tidak paham bedanya Temporal Causality sama Vertical Causality Sebagai mantan atheis, sini saya jelaskan dengan analogi Alam Semesta ini kayak menara Jenga Bismillah 🧵

@tragicbirdapp Beijing?

@FartBagmma @THATBOYMMAGURU Islam gonna beat Gay Dan even worse

@THATBOYMMAGURU Bisexual Dan Hooker will beat Islam Makhachev

Wait Dan Hooker is gay?

@TTrimoreau @BambuluMen Yeah. Being a hoe is her own choice.

@BambuluMen A grown adult making her own choices. The horror

She has 27 body counts She's done 6 abortions She's travelled to Dubai 3 times for vacation She has 6 piercings & 3 tattoos She likes to drink, smoke & party But she says she's not a hoe Can you guess who she is?