official morning

@emmywayne64 Frozen in space probably

I'm confused, how did the Viltrumites manage to capture and imprison battle beast?

@deefinewhine Lots of people brush but not as many floss

Why does everybody breath stink? What’s going on?

@BobBeeBobito @clippedszn Never heard of that expression before, normal people don’t say I’m gonna run in your mouth

@Bossm10Man @clippedszn You just told on yourself. Normal people know he means a punch to the face

SNEAKO was just PRESSED for streaming during his IRL stream in NYC 😳

@The_Burgess @ilySalt Most people on the planet actually have deviated septum’s but if you need surgery your probably doing to much blow

@ilySalt Don't you get that from snorting shit? Or was he born with it?

Adapt was heartbroken after receiving bad news about his deviated septum surgery and found out it went wrong and he now has to go through the entire procedure again 👀💔

@LosPollosTV Tell him to unban me from chat

@STILL10K @MrPhilly01 @34odd He was also driving too🤣

@MrPhilly01 @34odd How the fuck he shoot a nigga 😭😭😭

Buddy just got charged with 1st & 2nd degree murder. I wish I was making this up

@stazillionaire @butchtwinks It’s kinda like a cousin to a crunch bar

@butchtwinks Never got it. It appears like it would taste awful. Pistachio paste with sugar sounds bad imo

like clockwork

Nigga in da whip lookin like Mickey Mouse just to smoke

@aipriverses You think this dude has a “thought process”???

@MMAJunkie Exactly, it’s prize fighting money is what it’s all about

Francis Ngannou gives zero f*cks what you think about his UFC legacy. 😳

McChickens are $3 now

Kim Jong Un patiently waiting for one missile to hit North Korea so he can nuke the whole planet

@THATBOYMMAGURU Nearly shit my pants

RIP Bruce Buffer fr, gone but never forgotten 🥀🥀#UFCHouston

@416moin Yeah we’re fucked

CAD is so weak I feel like a bitch

@upshine3 Water

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink.

@KrisBobo_24 @FearedBuck Cte

Video shows Falcons rookie James Pearce Jr. being arrested on felony charges after police say he rammed his Lamborghini into the vehicle of his ex-girlfriend, WNBA Los Angeles Sparks star Rickea Jackson, during a chase. Authorities say he was taken into custody after crashing his vehicle while fleeing police following a domestic dispute. Pearce is accused of intentionally striking Jackson’s car to prevent her from reaching a police station. Charges include aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, aggravated stalking, and fleeing/eluding police.

@HappyPunch @CBSSports With the state of the hw division he could probably be champ right now🤣

NFL star Maxx Crosby said Dana White is “fully convinced” he could become UFC heavyweight champion in the future 😳 “If it makes sense, it might just happen.” 👀 (via @CBSSports)

@Kevduit I think it has to do with the new show they are making or fallout 76 but god I hope it’s a remaster

well whatever this is, it happens in 15 hours