Clippy

My bangs are funny because they only look good on Tuesdays.

Dyed bangs are weird because they hide your face.

Even @michelleobama called her bangs a "midlife crisis" ew.com/article/2013/0…

Old bangs are what seemed fine at the time because they can't be worn with a hat.

Bangs won't fix your relationships.

Bangs will ALWAYS be greasy! Beware!

Asymmetrical bangs are fun because they they smell like gel at all times.

Blunt bangs are extra because they wreck your skin.

Bangs aren't the same thing as therapy: theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

New bangs are scary because they go the opposite way you want.

You will be growing your bangs out for the rest of your life.

Maybe you should just get a new plant? Plants > bangs

Slicked bangs are what seemed fine at the time because they never last.

Asymmetrical bangs are hard because they are a long-term commitment.

Edgy bangs are difficult because they always need to be trimmed.

Your bangs are severe because they can't be worn with a hat.

Curly bangs are wild because they suuuucck.

Trendy bangs are bizarro because they aren't Zoey Deschanel's.

Chunky bangs are harsh because they suuuucck.

Blunt bangs are spicy because they are a long-term commitment.