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@onyekanwelue No

Are you better than the dead?

@yaygha This applies too in relationships with people and bosses

The quality of the lies she tells you, is a reflection of 1. her estimation of your intelligence 2. Her level of investment in the relationship. If she thinks you're smart (or smarter than her), she will put more effort into making her lies believeable Similarly, if she has made considerable emotional and material investment in the relationship and so, exposure and a break up would come at great cost to her, she will be more deliberate and convincing with her lies. The inverse then, is equally true. If she thinks you're slow (or slower than her), you will get low effort lies; the kind Wike and Tinubu give us, delivered with either the expectation that you will believe them or indifference as to whether or not you do. Same logic applies where there is a substantial asymmetry in investment. If you've been the one doing a disproportionate amount of the heavy lifting in the relationship (initiating a vast majority of the calls, texting first, replying instantly while she doesn't, always viewing her statuses, pushing for visits, apologising, self diminishing to accomodate her etc), you signal/evince that you need the relationship more than she does because you have invested much more than she has. And because of that substantial imbalance, she will be less motivated to make her lies convincing. Whether or not you believe them becomes an irrelevant consideration, because the consequence of your disbelief (possible break up) carries a higher cost for you than it does for her. Under that dynamic, low effort lies like this one, become commonplace. You cannot stop anybody from cheating, lying or betraying. But you can make the cost of doing so so high, the risks demonstrably outweigh the reward. The higher the risks, the stronger the deterrence and the less likely they are to betray. The lower the risks the weaker the deterrence and the more likely they are to betray. Stated in another way, you cannot control what anyone chooses to do, but you can control what it costs them to do it, and force them to calculate if that cost is worth paying. So what it comes down to really, are - perception - investment - and leverage With those keywords in mind, analyse your relationship or marriage (past and present) and you will see why things are/were the way they are. Goodluck

@thepremiumtrust your bank app Blayzz isn’t working

@onyekanwelue Rich man

Next of Kin has lived in the UK, Turkey and so, when I asked him yesterday if he would prefer living in Canada or Japan, he said: “To do what in Canada? No country looks like Japan!” 😂

@samson_samsen I don’t even watch the video at all tankless of engaging

1 out of 100 times - that’s how often I engage with these "women + microphone" videos on X. Yet the algorithm, which is supposed to curate my timeline based on my takes and past interests, keeps pushing this content to me. Why? Why are you showing me videos of women talking into microphones?

@yaygha If you talk to Nigerians like this, instead of them to understand and see reasons for change they’ll ask you “WHAT ABOUT YOUR STATE ???”

"Edo no dey carry last" - But your main roads are an eyesore - Inter-street roads are non existent - Bridges and drainages are an alien concept - Parks nko? Toh - The only hangout spots you have are lounges and clubs - The governors you've elected since '99 are Lucky Igbinedion, Oshiomhole, Obaseki and Okpe-fucking-bholo that cannot read - All monumental failures but because your standards are in the pits even relative to the rest of the country, you believe one was better than the rest - Your 'youth' leader and chief revenue collection 'consultant' is a grey-haired cultist called Tony kabaka😭 - Except the Ihama axis that's kept alive by hoz and yahoo boys, the rest of your capital 'city' sleeps by 9pm - After the scorching sun sets, that 'city' goes pitch black because there are no street lights - 'City' in quotes because Benin is only nominally a city. What it really is, is an oversized village comparable to Nnewi. - Your state is propped up by an economy that runs solely on fraud and prostitution. - By 13, boys have started doing yahoo - Before internet fraud, all the men did was steal and rob - or at least those who couldn't trek to Libya. Thieving in all its forms, is a key aspect of the culture - Zero enterprise, zero development, zero jobs, zero progress. Just rank primitiveness, dusty GLK's on sandy roads and hookup. But Edo no dey carry last.

If he gets a second term: - 5,000 naira note will be created - 3rd term agenda will be passed to law with the speed of light - Most prominent opposition figures will do jail - You and your neighbor will start contributing to buy a crate of eggs.

@onyekanwelue Houses, cars and some money

What are you inheriting from your parents?

@J_E_Oladipupo Halliburton ?

9-5

@jamiemcln im like 50% sure you can see the great wall of china from space

someone explain to me why we can’t see any form of human existence from space? like surely there’s areas in earth that we’ve covered in concrete that are large enough to see from space

@Goodicious97 @EnobongDemass Which state bro

@EnobongDemass Omo...60% gone already debt choke

Alawee don drop 🕺 As I never dey collect from Elon make I dey use federal government money guide first. Happy new month.

@LordofHighrealm State ?? 🤣

Get in jor! Allawee don drop. Iron Bank of Braavos come collect your dues and leave my neck.

@bellotijani012 State ??

Go and collect Food on credit Before tomorrow you will get your ALLAWEE

@97Davidgreen @KaChika99 @SisiEko_ofPh I’m serving in Yenagoa no light since January

@KaChika99 @SisiEko_ofPh Lol 😂 lies

Well sha… In all of this … At least Rivers state is till far far better than Bayelsa… Those people have lost hope in their leaders 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ They don’t even know what to do anymore… 😢😢 Everytime I visit there.. I always say a silent prayer for them… One day God will ✌️

@Girl_like_ejiro It’s October

Me, clicking on the yes button even though my pop is November 😂😂😭

@alexxtomzy No light where I’m serving since January

NYSC edition: For the next prospective corp members, if you really want to enjoy this NYSC, you need to have a skill you can offer to people online or maybe a remote job. So with that, you won't really feel it if Allawee hasn't dropped yet!

@_apex_divine I will keep clapping for others till it gets to my turn ❤️

I'm so proud I know three peeps who got offers from wema bank.

@onyekanwelue Poverty

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ohitsduff @0x_hot_ @Feranmi_Babs Oga they ask for Your birth certificate

@0x_hot_ @Feranmi_Babs When you come back and really want to go into the banking sector just reduce your age Or do it before going for service since the cert will carey your dob

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