Brain Mc

When your knock off vintage t-shirt is so old, it’s now considered vintage too.

PSA for my fellow YouTube TVers that are without the ESPNs and ABC. Do the free 5 day trial from Fubo or pay a little bit for day or weekend passes of Sling Orange plus Sports Extra. It’s what I had to do to get our college games as well as F1 this weekend.

What is the damn marketing budget for the Royal Kingdom game?

Or is that three words? 🤔

Wanna see even the most polite Canadian quickly lose their shit? Simply use two words….51st state.

Purchased a new kitchen faucet and now my word of the day is “escutcheon.”

Alright Eagles, don’t Falcons this up.

Customer: I’m not sexist but I only want to talk to a man. Me: checks calendar to confirm it’s 2025.

Trying to reduce stress in your life can also be stressful.

Rewatching the original version of The Crow before the remake comes out. Great movie and I always loved the music. This made me question, which soundtrack was better, The Crow or Singles?

Dangit! Now I want Pop Tarts for dinner. #PopTartBowl

That feeling when you’re making fun of college football teams playing in these scrub bowls and then realize your team wasn’t even eligible.

Advisor: What are your financial goals? Me: To be wealthy enough to afford a pepper shaker on the table and another in the cabinet at the same time.

You know you live in a small town when your big plan for after work is to check out opening day of the new Publix.

@FakeDawnSummers I wish someone would pay me to go away.

OMG I GOT A RAISE WHILE I WAS ON VACATION

@kyliebunbury came up in a recent conversation, which reminds me, it’s time to renew the #BringBackPitch campaign. We loved that show.

Another time an inch matters, when your new treadmill is barely wider than the hallway opening.

The debate America deserves. #ForYourPeabodyConsideration

@PublixHelps Dawsonville, GA and would love to see it at the closer one that’s being built in Dahlonega, GA. Thanks.

@BrainMc Can you tell me the exact store you usually shop in? -Cinthya

@Publix why have you stopped carrying the tea / lemonade @drinkspindrift sparkling water in metro Atlanta and north Georgia? You stock 14 other varieties but not the one that got me started on their brand. @kroger seems fine carrying it.