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@soienmtos @GladYuengling Thank you

@Brainm125 @GladYuengling 💔 I'm sorry. Peace to you today!

Buy your mom tacos. Every mom deserves tacos on Mother's Day.

@TheCensoredRock How much do you think they throw out? As a single dad of two I spend 3 to $400 a month on groceries and we eat 95% of it. I have shoveled crap in my mouth I didn’t wanna eat just so I don’t throw it out.

Tell me you’ve never been poor without telling me you’ve never been poor

@janefkndoe You ever see the video of him drunkenly laying on the floor eating hamburger. It would’ve been very funny except his daughter saying Dad and crying.

What happened to David Hasselhoff?

@GladYuengling @collins_rn24 Have to trust his judgment. He plays a long game. I know it’s frustrating, it’s very easy to open the border and flood the country. Cleaning stuff up and making it better 10, 15 years down the road takes time.

@collins_rn24 Trump is sucking right now

Not happening!

@Kittenwaffin @WallStreetApes I read this in a local newspaper the other day and I tweeted what the hell is going on here, now I understand what’s going on here. The paper left out the fact that there’s been some changes in that county.

@WallStreetApes How's that assimilation going?

Pasco County, Florida is seeing an alarming trending of kindergarteners and first grader students arriving not potty trained Over 500 students district wide aren’t potty trained and teachers are spending time changing diapers and pull-ups instead of teaching They are considering a new policy that would mandate all students to be required to use the bathroom Here are some facts about the Demographics in the county - Foreign-born residents: 12.3% - Hispanic/Latino population: 18–20% - Around 4,000 students are English Language Learners families

😂Ruthless!

@Cruella_Seville @IfindRetards Once he cuts them off, can’t have kids

@IfindRetards Probably shouldn’t have kids… that’s my suggestion

Trans retard doesn't know which day to celebrate. Mother's or Father's Day and suggests calling it "Parents Day"

Just one?

@washghost1 At first, I was thinking, holy crap is that WG, then it took me like 30 more seconds like oh I recognize those two, and then my brain turned on

POV you come across your crazy uncle’s wedding photos

@MustardFren @WomanDefiner I can identify moleskin, because I used to have a notepad from them, and the party rocking guys. Everything else is kind of a blur. I have no idea.

@WomanDefiner I do eat some avocado toast that shit is good

Most Millennials hated this crap. This is leftism not Millennialism.

@KrislaMaris @baronvongrimm 15 out of 10 cutie

@baronvongrimm 🐶

Let me see your war face!

@peachiefren Princess E Braun

Currently arguing which roles I can play as Disney princesses 😤

@Kittenwaffin @goddek

@goddek Which is worse: paying for this or actually consuming it?

“Bro, there’s sugar in your bugs.”

My fence

@Bluegrassarts Happy Mother’s Day sassy

Oh, why not!?! 🥂

@GladYuengling I have not been there in over 20 years, but looking in that picture I immediately know it is the OG of Italian family restaurants

Is this acceptable for a first date? Can you name the place?

@2fluffy2furious I think that’s better than silence. It’s been a decade since my last was six, but I remember the absolute silence when he knew he did something he wasn’t supposed to do!

The last thing you ever want to hear from a 6 year old is “uh oh”

@2fluffy2furious My fence

That might have been too far. But lets see

@washghost1 I’m too busy worrying how I’m doing, and I’m too busy to know for sure

You’ll be much happier when you stop worrying about what and how other people are doing