Robert Brownstein

The Grevy's Zebra, or 'Equus Grevyi', is named for the fact that when scanned with a barcode reader, no matter the angle, it will always register as gravy. Every time. Science has no explanation. #Stupendifornia #Zoopendium

The Ostrich, or 'Struthio Comelus', is thankfully making a strong recovery after it was hunted to near-extinction by Ginger Rogers and her wardrobe team in the early 20th century. #Stupendifornia #Zoopendium

Historical Dates xkcd.com/2676

@xkcd This is genius!

Universe Price Tiers xkcd.com/2666

@PAVGOD Seems a little too strong conditioning-wise...

Be honest… would you wake up this sleeping Corgi if he was late for work??? 🤔 Everyone say GM PABLOB ☀️

@PAVGOD Why can't we have both?

make a choice

@jrozner Carefully lol

How do I nerd snipe someone into making a vim like hex editor? I’m tired of having to use bad hex editors but am not smart enough (or motivated enough to get good enough) to write a good one

@JulianPecquet @HASCRepublicans @JoshHolly @AriaLavrilleux You've got the wrong Brownstein

.@Brownstein in turn has hired former @HASCRepublicans spokesman @JoshHolly's firm Holly Strategies for $5,000/month #Morocco efile.fara.gov/docs/6605-Exhi… Fun fact: Both firms also represent #Egypt More on that from @AriaLavrilleux: theafricareport.com/78968/egypt-us…

@Kimmelpalooza @EndgameInc Thanks for the challenge! I'd love to see more ES6 games like yours in JS hiring funnels!

Congrats @Brownstein for winning the @EndgameInc quiz prize!! Great job! #NationJS

@CultureCounts1 @stevenspiess Wrong Brownstein! Might want to be a little more detail-attentive if your client is a hive of lawyers!