bru

came across this gem today. sending you lots of love @iamsrk ❤️

Too bad, bro. The babus monitoring SM read one post at a time, and flag whatever they think is against the govt. They don't check your full TL. So, they don't know that you're a Modi bhakt trying to do constructive 'aalu-chana.' Next time, write "phir bhi vote toh Modi ko hi denge" at the end of your tweet.

Apartheid.

wake up babe, Kumkum Jong Un just dropped 😭😭😭

The world might be on fire but our Kumkum Jong Un is living it up

@ManUtdWomen mere keemti samay ka Lavdena bhojyam ho gaya

We bow out of the #UWCL at the quarter-final stage.

Connections Puzzle #1026 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

i mean the pirated livestream off but yeah

tv off

"why are you so desperate to take down this content sir ? " " It's doing excellent harassment my phrndddd" " how would x take it down sir?" " setting my phrndddd " " That's wrong, Gen Z will disapprove of you" " Galgotia my phrndd " "Opposition will take advantage sir" "sapna sapna savnnah " "Keep it up sir, " " without you can't be blue " " Dinner time " " Chalo Lavdene bhojyam"

This is getting out of hand

Mitron… Hamara Rupya theek chal rahi hai…

F**king hell

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Votes in 6 seconds, 4% cast after midnight: Major allegations over Andhra polls Several 'unusual' voting patterns in the 2024 Andhra Pradesh assembly elections were flagged at a press conference in Delhi. Economist Parakala Prabhakar claimed that around 4.16% of the total votes were cast between 11.45 pm and 2 am in Andhra, which was won by the NDA. Story by @AishPaliwal - intdy.in/vz3adk

No matter who wins, this election is a sham. ECI is deleting Muslim voters over minor spelling discrepancies, even when all of them were on the 2002 voter list and many have passports or govt job/pension records. And the Supreme Court is an active participant in this sham

just got my scooter's tank filled up at shell rates currently: unleaded petrol: ₹120/litre sv-power petrol: ₹130/litre

got zero work done in the first two hours. badi badi baatein aur vada pav khaate

pls pray that i don't fall short and instead end up flying with this shivdhanush that i've vowed to lift 😶‍🌫️🤲

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A Day in the Life of Der Leader [English] | #memefest *Nothing in this bears any resemblance to anyone dead or alive