Cliff Safari

I hate when they ask what my greatest weakness is during a job interview because how am I supposed to tell them it’s a trancefusion jam-band comprised of 4 dads who I’ve seen 145 times called the @disco_biscuits

“When he goes ‘MUSTARD’ I just love that”

Turned my mom onto Kendrick and she’s like “I like the one where he tells me to turn the TV off…I just love his rhythm and his voice” 😂😂😂

Imagine having the balls to name your band “The Band” and being absolutely fucking legendary at that

Why they want to ban TikTok

Kendrick Lamar really may be the best to ever do it.

Last nights show was so gas. Surrounded by people I love watching the band I love have the best time, I said to myself that’s why I’ve been coming back all these years. There’s just nothing else like it.

After 8 months of no biscuits, this weekend was 🔥

Freddy Mercury really went in the booth and said “no time for losers cause we are the champions” and made the biggest sports song of all time

Life has been so good lately

Two for one deal: ask someone if they’ve broken their nose before and if they say no, you’ll both feel really bad 🙃

My mom just told me she heard the @disco_biscuits on the radio the other day 🌲👽🌲

*simone doing her vault with an insane height* german commentator: "usually only snoop dogg is this high"

Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: "Pathetic"

These towels will endure situations you cannot fathom

@Marc_Brownstein We’ll love to see it

Started shaping my mullet yesterday. Plan on being the only 51 year old suburban Jewish mullet owner.

Corporations on July 1st

Americans should have the entire week off for the 4th this year as a kind of “going out of business” blow-out

"you gotta be right next to me for it look real. right next to me." @ITYSL @ITYSL_memes #ITYSL #drivingcrooner

Someone asked me how I was and it autocorrect from “I’m pretty good” to “I’m pretty goofy,” And honestly I’m gonna keep it.