Professor Crewel

“These curs love snapping at my hand. As their owner, I should hone my magic to thoroughly instill discipline in them.” divus crewel rp information!

@loaswhisper WHATEVER.

@ButchCrewel watever. divius crewel dni.

See how she just abuses the elderly unprovoked?

@loaswhisper Tch.

@ButchCrewel WELL IT IS

@loaswhisper Oh okay cuz Mister S’s Mystery Shop is always in stock.

@ButchCrewel oh ok. you BETTER.

@loaswhisper I could have said something completely out of pocket. I will restrain myself.

@ButchCrewel SHE WILL. BYA

Boss makes a dollar I make infinitely more dimes but I still kiss my butch on company time

@FemmeOMalley This is wonderful! No wonder you have 40 Grammy awards!

@loaswhisper Oh well…

@ButchCrewel I’ll tell miss O’Malley on you!!!

@loaswhisper I will.

@ButchCrewel No. No u won’t.

@loaswhisper I’ll call your brother and then I’ll call your guardians.

@ButchCrewel SAME DIFFERENCE

@ELITEBALL_ACE It’s staring at me and I can’t get him to notice this is no laughing matter.

@ButchCrewel LMAOOO

Coworker has lettuce in his teeth and I don’t have the heart to tell him.

@loaswhisper I AM 32!!!!

@ButchCrewel YOU ARE 31 YOU’LL BE FINE

@ELITEBALL_ACE As if I would tell YOU—it’s Headmage Crowley.

@ButchCrewel Who is it 👀👀

@SeaweedSweep I can’t this is killing me.

@FemmeOMalley @loaswhisper Hey.

@loaswhisper @ButchCrewel LOPSIDED

today i called crewel’s dalmatian keychain a lafufu… he wacked me with his pointer

@loaswhisper I Will Beat Sam’s Ass

@ButchCrewel WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

@ButchCrewel R u shocked. I know he’s chopped but he’s really friggin sick

@loaswhisper ?

@ButchCrewel CLEARLYYY you haven’t witnessed his footwork abilities!! I’ll have him kick u in the throat

@loaswhisper He’s 25 years old. What is he going to do.

@ButchCrewel You heard me!!! I’m TATTLING!!