Haggard Matt

THE PAIN THAT ORBITS LIFE will be released on Church Road Records, 8th May 2026. Pre-order now and watch the official video for I HATE IT HERE now! youtu.be/Cs5Y2oc8uYI?si…

Well, Long Legs is shite isn’t it?

@hannahj_st This is basically just my dream living room 😂

I need this sofa ☁️

Cycling to the train station this evening down a bike path on a main road - just one car heading my way on the road - the driver swerved into the bike lane, moments away from hitting me, I could see a few guys in the car laughing. Good joke that. The hell is wrong with people?

@TerryBeez666 Hard agree

A new @ThePissedJeans album and a new @METZtheband album in the same year, what a time to be alive!

Paul and Harry at any opportunity… #TheTraitors

WHAT. AN. EPISODE. Justice for Dianne.

@EastMidRailway - Currently stuck in Manchester thanks to a last minute cancelled train - only replacement available was a two carriage train at 22:00 that you couldn’t get another person on if they grabbed onto the roof - so I’ll be sleeping in the station tonight

@Nick_Ruskell @WALLOWING_NOISE @greenlungband @employedtoserve @Svalbardband @PupilSlicer @mimi_barks @Bambiethug @kidbookie @Lambrini_Girls Love to see it

Partying down with @WALLOWING_NOISE @greenlungband @employedtoserve @Svalbardband @PupilSlicer @mimi_barks @Bambiethug @kidbookie @Lambrini_Girls amd loads of other cool cats

The exhaust just fell off of my car as I was turning onto the motorway to go to London, seems like a bad omen to me

New favourite thing to do, queue up an audiobook on Spotify and then punctuate it with a brutal metal track between each chapter. Nothing like @JamesAcaster telling an anecdote about a shaggy dog immediately before @GojiraMusic plow into Explosia. Really adds gravitas.

@Jingle1991 @OffMenuOfficial Well bloody blow me down… FOOD FACTS

@Butchyard @OffMenuOfficial From Google. I found out about this from watching Food Unwrapped because I’m a cool kid 😎

Did I imagine this, or is this week’s episode of @OffMenuOfficial sponsored by Tenderstem Broccoli? As in Tenderstem Broccoli just in general, no brand name… just broc. Who works on the general broccoli branding team and how do I get involved?

@Jingle1991 @OffMenuOfficial Wooooooooah… so I’m not going insane? Does that mean it all comes from the same source?

@Butchyard @OffMenuOfficial Fun fact about Tenderstem Broccoli. The Tenderstem part is trademarked

I don’t tweet much (or whatever you call it now we’re no longer on “Twitter”) but I just had to go on record and say, I’m hating the new grunge texture that’s been added to the app icon. That’s it.

@Lordthompson99 youtube.com/live/lNiPCV6cA…

@Butchyard What’s this about?

Well I think some of us owe Tom DeLonge a big apology…

🌳 Last night was the BEST atmosphere we've seen on a Weds at 2000trees... hands down. UNREAL energy for @BobbyVylan, @theHaggardCat, @PresstoMECO, and all our ace bands. 🌳 Catch you in the pits for BIG Thurs action. 📸 @snaprockandpop, @JezPennington

@garythursday Feast deserves so much more