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@AvatarKyber The fact that almost nobody is thinking of Resistance is hilarious and sad

I’m so glad *that* show (that totally doesn’t exist) is rarely ever brought up in these conversations.

@rhcheeeese @kickassvargas Lmfao, that is not the ending

@kickassvargas The ending is “the Christian white ma has come to save them” And you don’t speak for all Mexicans.

I love when people call this movie racist when literally every Mexican I know fuckin loves it lol

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@NickStillHere This is only true if you’re 12 years old

This movie did irreparable damage to Kang and was ultimately why he was never going to succeed. It's no way you build up the BIG BAD of the MCU and he can't beat fucking Ant-Man.

2028? 2028???? Republicans are redrawing districts literally this week. what are even doing here?

@guccithealien lol and? That doesn’t even remotely make it closer to being worth it. A color swap? Come on.

@MurdocksMother This is disappointing… I’m not a fighting gamer but I did really enjoy the Injustice and Mortal Kombat story modes so I was really hoping this would be similar

Oh so I just beat the story mode in like an hour…

“hard to believe the cliff it falls off after this” It actually doesn’t!

American action in the 80’s and 90’s was CONSISTENTLY getting outdone by what was going on overseas, so I’m actually so glad to see American action finally tap into well choreographed fight sequences.

Where was this energy when the White House was using Pokémon font and graphics for propaganda?

@Dexerto @NintendoAmerica going for bad publicity rather than just sanctioning this fan work, or even partnering with him, is some astounding levels of stupidity.

Nintendo are taking down the 'PokeNational Geographic' YouTube channel after filing multiple copyright strikes against it The series showcased different Pokémon and their natural habitats in National Geographic-style shorts

How did I wind up in the perpetually miserable side of Comic Book Twitter??

Every time I watch a movie from the 80s/90s, I LOVE seeing giant beams of light blasting out from the horizon. It’s the best and I will never care if it’s an unmotivated light source. I wish more modern filmmakers ditched the “natural” look of night scenes in exchange for this.

This is such a waste of time and money! Absolute loser shit!

My one take is they should probably try to get Banderas or something. If you’re gonna do a crossover with Zorro get a Zorro people went to see in the theatres

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

Are we just supposed to forget about this?

@PalmyrPar Pretty bold to open your mouth and talk about something you haven’t actually seen in its entirety!

Holy shit THIS is the movie my entire timeline is trying to do a critical reevaluation for? Give me a break lmao

LMFAOOOOOOOO

We cannot have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.