Carlos Augusto

Ey si me conocen no vean mi twitter, gracias

4/20!

i’m gonna lovebomb my wife (love her unconditionally) for 70 years then ghost her (die)

@vstarbanks VINI - Ending 3-1

$250 to the person who predicts first goalscorer

Remonta el Madrid si o no responded con sinceridad

que rico poder decir que sephora es MI cliente, your bitch is my bitch

@Ale_mp39 pero si ayer me dijiste que me amabas dont switch upp

@CDfuckingJ HAHAHA Déjame!

Ahora si no quiero saber de hombres el resto de mi vida, ni me dirijan la palabra

My goals are deeper than designer & clubs. I want my b*tch on acres runnin around butt naked 🤧

i be acting worse than Kanye it just never hit the media

Hoe just called me a narcissist so I googled the meaning and it sounded like a real nigga to me

wait a beat.

she got a whole more than a little bit, and a little bit more than a lot, thats how i like itttt

oh ok

Until we meet again fine shyt

“poquito español” 🤒

Ain’t my bitch if another nigga can get a whole conversation outta you

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!