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⊹ ݁𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼𝙕𝙕
@CHARTINGMISFIT
YOU CANNOT WIN. IT'S IN YOUR SKIN. | 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙰 OF THE 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙵𝙸𝚃𝚂, 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐑 — 𝑷𝑰𝒁𝒁𝑨𝒁𝒁.


He really can’t stand that pious little prince. Can he stop being so insufferably nice!?!?!?!

“Well, two months ago, but sure, yesterday works.” Well, there’s not exactly a nicer way to say this, but she’s just going to have to get used to it. Besides! He’s not that weird… he’s just an amnesiac who, uh, has a special relationship with the sea and water.


"I ain't naive! Geez, everyone knows that a key to being a rockstar is trashing hotels and getting arrest for partying too hard!"


⠀ ⠀the urge is very strong . ⠀



❝ Ah-...right..❞ Keldor hummed, now scratching the back of his head as he offered a handshake. ❝ I'm Keldor, Dimension-hopping Sorcerer, formerly from Eternia..now resident of both Remnant and Hyrule. A pleasure to meet you miss. . . what's your name❓❞

"You don't understand, I am a rockstar. Just a rockstar in the future... I just need to write some few instant classics and go on tour and win awards and date a celebrity that ends with a messy break up."



-with an embarrassed, shifty look in his eye.







