Chris

when they open up to me and they think it's my turn

Cheated, lied, and named her child after the dude she had an affair with… DIRTY DIANNAAAA! 🎸🎶

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

Invincible

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

@monicakmn Fuck gettin gas

I fuckin hate gettin gas.

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:

Thragg the first nigga in history to have a REVERSE impact frame 😭

Já decidi, esses são meus 4 episódios favoritos de toda a história de #INVINCIBLE até agora.

@muheediva01 Use my personal holiday hours 😂

ADULTS OVER 30; do you take off work for your birthday , or do you think it’s childish?

Invincible just gave us an all-time episode today.

🙂‍↕️

Thragg isn’t fuckin around 😳

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

🤩🥹

I would love to drink a cold cruiser or two with this fella