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Do I need to explain or do you get the picture? 🎉 #weightlossjourney #keto

This is what whisky pros actually do: Discard the first swirl to “prime” the glass. Add a few drops of water to unlock hidden flavors. It’s chemistry! So yes, this dude knows what he’s doing. He’s not just being funny, he’s being damn refined. 😏

@stonersvilla Yeah... I've been off Twitter too long cause wtf do you mean this is the first thing I see when I open the app 💀

him: “i love you” me: BUT DO THEM B!TCHES KNOW DAT?!

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?” me:

Well for starter trying cross mfs up wit a BBL is insane

400TH WIN AS RED SOX MANAGER FOR AC, PAXTON WITH ANOTHER GOOD START JUST ONE MISTAKE PITCH, 3 DAMN DOUBLES AND 2 RBI FOR DURAN, DUGIE WITH A 3-RUN TRIPLE AND AN RBI KNOCK, 2-RUN DING DONG FOR CASAS, 5 STRAIGHT DUBS FOR THE SOX #GOLDBOTTLES

sometimes he my cat…sometimes he my DAWG 💯

Out the gate with THIS? Set the tone for the whole career. twitter.com/DITRburnerSHIT…

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 22 May 2012 (via @twi_age).

I can’t fucking believe it!!!!!!!!!🤭🤭🤭

siblings: *breathes* me: get tf out of my room if you gon' be making all that noise

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

you can’t reason with someone who’s already decided to misunderstand you. even if your questions and explanations are kind and logical, they find ways to flip narratives & place blame on you. some people are unreasonable on purpose so they don’t have to be emotionally vulnerable

Another day, another dollar! Let’s get this bag

Life be whooping my ass and I still be going out to eat

GYMFAOMMFRRTFN!!!

@LinkVcard would you ever consider white labeling??

2️⃣0️⃣ - Netflix documentaries to deepen your understanding of life: 1. Seaspiracy.

I Thought I Found My Person Now I Got To Have A Grand Reee Reee REEE Opening To The Streets