Queen Esther@XOQueenEsther
So let me get this straight… Meghan Markle is charging £1,400 per head for some wannabe “girls weekend,” and now suddenly we’re meant to believe it’s all being overshadowed by “security concerns” because someone might show up and record?
I guess Meghan Markle remembered how she & Harry were secretly mic’d up during the jubilee celebrations, trying to discreetly record the royal family for their Netflix show.
You sold tickets to strangers. You advertised the hotel, the dates, the exact location. You made it open to anyone with two grand burning a hole in their wallet. And now you’re shocked someone might pull out a phone?
Why is she so afraid of being recorded anyway? If you’re this authentic truth-teller living your “best life,” what’s the panic? Afraid the footage will show you phoning it in? Or that your curated “vulnerable” act cracks under real questions from actual women who paid to be there? Real people who aren’t hand-picked Sussex Squad sycophants.
This is the same tired playbook every single time. When something flops or doesn’t sell the way it should, cue the drama, cue the fear narrative, cue the “we’re under threat” storyline. It’s never “this didn’t land,” it’s always “poor me, look at the danger.”
Also, thanks to Zandi for perfectly showing the exact kind of fans Meghan actually wants in the room - the toxic, conspiracy-fueled echo chamber who attack everyone else while crying victim. For once, thanks to the media for shining the spotlight on it too. Now Meghan’s stuck in a perfect lose-lose: if she hosts Zandi like nothing happened, she looks like she endorses that garbage and her “wellness” event turns into a squad echo chamber of mean girls. If she kicks her out or distances herself? Well, that won’t look great either, alienating the die-hard supporters who prop up her whole narrative. You can’t curate the crowd when the tickets are this desperate. What a brutal little dilemma she’s created for herself. 🤭
Let’s be honest, the real security threat here isn’t some random with a hidden camera. It’s the mirror. It’s the low demand. It’s the optics of who she’s welcoming. It’s the constant pivot from “we sold out instantly” to “we’re under threat” the moment the cash flow slows.
Piece of advice: stop selling access if you’re this scared of being seen raw. Or maybe, just maybe, the real security risk is the mirror showing a grifter whose brand only works when everything’s tightly controlled.
