David Desai

Regarding recent press coverage

Did you know there was a massive conspiracy theory that the majority of adult men in Pokémon died in a modern war? • The Veteran: Lt. Surge canonically fought in a at least one brutal war. He states that Electric Pokémon saved his life by zapping his enemies into paralysis. • No Fathers: Walk through Kanto. Almost every house has a mother and a child — and an empty seat at the table. Where are the men? • The Missing Generation: The adult men in Kanto are either elderly, gym leaders, or criminals. The regular working-age fathers? Gone • The Children: Why would an entire society send 10-year-olds out to map the region with a Pokédex? Because there's nobody else left to do it. • The Gyms: Why does a country have a militarized system of combat arenas training children to fight with powerful creatures? Because they're rebuilding. The gym system isn't entertainment — it's a new draft pipeline • The Crime Wave: Giovanni formed Team Rocket in the power vacuum. No functioning military. No police infrastructure (Officer Jenny is spread impossibly thin). Classic post-war organized crime But maybe it's just a massive string of coincidences!... Or is it? 🤔

🚨Tomorrow at 8:30am I will be revealing on X a truly shocking scandal about Rachel Reeves. It’s appalling.

Your phone isn't "accidentally" listening to you. It's a feature, not a bug. I talked about a specific dog food brand once 10 minutes later, I had an ad. It’s called "Shadow-Logging," and it’s happening through 5 settings you’ve never touched. Here is how to kill the eavesdropping for good:

It’s just like saying a general practitioner isn’t a doctor because they don’t do surgery or aren’t surgeons. Optometrist are doctors of the eye the only thing not in our job description is surgery, we diagnose and treat ocular diseases we refer them to ophthalmologists if that particular patient requires surgery..

The Pitt is a great show, but it spends too much time on doctors and nurses and not enough time on the real heroes (Healthcare IT Workers)

Merry Christmas to everyone except those who could not get into medical school and so created a bunch of roles pretending to assist with doctors’ workloads but slyly lobbied their way into working doctors jobs without a fraction of the training for significantly more pay

I am afraid Putin will be quietly pleased with the results of the European Council. He has effectively intimidated the EU - and the UK - into dropping an excellent plan to fund Ukraine. The reparations loan would have liberated huge sums from Putin’s frozen assets in a way that was morally and legally watertight. It would have given Ukrainians the ability to defend themselves for years to come. As things now stand the plan for a €90bn EU loan is better than nothing - but still a distant second. Chancellor Merz of Germany and Ursula von der Leyen of the EU Commission deserve congratulations for their leadership, and their willingness to stand up to Putin. It is a great shame that they were ultimately thwarted by other EU countries including, shamefully, some countries who were actually invaded by Russia in the last century. As for the UK, where have we been? We have about £15bn of Russian assets in London and yet Starmer has said nothing. We could have led the campaign. We have sat on the sidelines. It is not too late for us to act.