Cardinal Haiku

I’m quoted in this story about #OpeningDay and now can say I have had a haiku published in The New Yorker!

Haiku - 4/12 - Red Sox 9, Cards 3 Pallante gets shelled. Series lost. But Walker gets his 7th homer. #haiku #stlcards

Actually she was wrong - ir was a sticker. An usher came by and she asked him about it and he removed it.

A friend is at Busch today and noticed this on the seat. Anyone know what it signifies? Section 445, row 11, seat 22

My friend says it seems professionally done, not a sticker

Haiku - 4/11 - Red Sox 7, Cards 1 Walker hits his 6th homer. Series of singles doth undo Svanson. #haiku #haikusaturday #stlcards

Haiku - 4/10 - Cards 3, Red Sox 2 May gives a solid 6, gets the win. Saggese’s clutch on his birthday. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/8 - Cards 6, Nationals 1 Walker blasts his 4th jack in 5 games. Miles exits early. Series won! #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/7 - Cards 7, Nationals 6 A pair of doubles from Saggese, JJ give us the win in 10th. #haiku #stlcards

You may be cool, but you’ll never be “Bob Gibson in a suit leaning on the Corvette Stingray he took home for being named MVP of the 1964 World Series” cool.

Haiku - 4/6 - Nationals 9, Cards 6 Stanek and Svanson surrender 3 jacks, blow lead. Nats plate 6 in 8th. #haiku #STLCards

Haiku - 4/5 - Cards 5, Tigers 3 Cards plate 4 in the 5th and bullpen holds the lead. Sweep is averted. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 4/4 - Tigers 11, Cards 6 Walker’s grand slam just about evens things; sadly, Tigers keep scoring. #haiku #haikusaturday #stlcards

Haiku - 4/3 - Tigers 4, Cards 0 Dingler’s dinger is all Tigers need as they blank Birds, win home op’ner. #haiku #stlcards

@TheCinesthetic Manimal

The cancellation of which TV show are you still frustrated about?

Haiku - 4/1 - Cards 2, Mets 1 Libby, ‘pen are strong. Winn walks it off with bloop hit for a series win! #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/31 - Cards 3, Mets 0 Pallante and pen blank the Mets! And Herrera doubles in 2 runs. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/30 - Mets 4, Cards 2 Gorman goes yard but Leahy yields 4, including 1 Svanson walked in. #haiku #stlcards

Haiku - 3/30 - Rays 11, Cards 7 May gives up 6 runs. Homers from Walker, Gorman, Pagés aren’t enough. #haiku #stlcards

@kittenaround_51 She's got talent.

Haiku - 3/28 - Cards 6, Rays 5 McGreevy hurls 6 hitless frames. Bullpen folds, but JJ walks it off! #haiku #stlcards #haikusaturday