Brian ⚾️

RBI knock for Celo, RBI knock for Roman, RBI double for Wilyer, RBI knock for Durbin, a homer for The Captain, and 8 shutout innings for Ron Hair Suarez! The Red Sox have won 3 straight for the first time in 2026! Here come the Chad Sox! #GoldBottles

Best fans in the NBA for a reason ☘️

Early was great again for six and a third, RBI knock for Monasterio, two-run bomb for WC40, RBI triple for Ceddanne, RBI knock for Celo, save for 44, somehow the Red Sox actually ended up winning this series. #GoldBottles

.@NHLBruins

The War Pig returns and goes 6 shut with 7 K’s, 2-run bomb and an RBI double for Durbin, RBI knock for IKF, RBI knock for Ceddanne, 3-run double for Wong, 3-run bomb and an RBI knock for WC40, 2 doubles and a grand slam for Monasterio, a win! #GoldBottles

Bases loaded walk for Wilyer, game-tying knock for Roman, two-run knock for Ceddanne, RBI knock for Narváez, two-run knock for IKF, Red Sox split the series #GoldBottles

@NHLBruins Another spring of the Bruins choking in the playoffs

Final.

EIGHT 2-HIT SHUT INNINGS FOR RANGER SUAREZ AND A WALK-OFF FOR MASA IN THE FENWAY GREENS!! #GOLDBOTTLES

@AndrewwGreen @RealAlexBarth The tooth extraction should be on that Top 5 as well

@RealAlexBarth 1. The boob grab 2. Here comes the pizza 3. The guy who can’t put on a poncho What else am I forgetting in the Remy Orsillo top 5 moments?

Happy ‘here comes the pizza’ day to all who celebrate

Sure you do

SIX SHUT FOR RANGER, 2 HITS AND 3 RBI FOR WC40, RBI KNOCK FOR RAFAELA, 2-RUN KNOCK FOR DURBIN, RBI KNOCK FOR DURAN, SEASON HIGH 7 RUNS (NOT A FLEX), KETCHUP ON THE LINE TOMORROW #GOLDBOTTLES

BEST START OF THE YEAR FOR BELLO, 4 HITS A DING DONG AND 3 RBI FOR WC40, 4 HITS AND 2 RBI FOR TS10, 3-RUN DOUBLE FOR DURAN, SEASON HIGH 9 RUNS, TIED SEASON HIGH 12 HITS, RED SOX DRIZZLING KETCHUP IN BACK-TO-BACK SERIES #GOLDBOTTLES

EARLY WITH ANOTHER GOOD START, 3-RUN DING DONG AND A 2-RUN DOUBLE FOR TS10 TO CAP A 5 RBI DAY, RBI DOUBLE FOR MONASTERIO, HAPPY FLIGHT HAPPY POD #GOLDBOTTLES

Final.

SIX AND A THIRD SHUT FOR SONNY, BASES LOADED WALK FOR WC40, RBI KNOCK FOR WILYER, COUPLE RBI FOR TS10, RED SOX HAVE WON BACK TO BACK GAMES, FIRST KETCHUP OF THE SEASON!! #GOLDBOTTLES

Two-run double for TS10, six and third with 7 K’s for The War Pig, Kelly and Whitlock stepped up big out of the pen, save for 44, the Boston Red Sox have won a baseball game! #GoldBottles

6 SOLID FROM SONNY, RBI KNOCK FOR CEDDANNE, RBI KNOCK FOR DURBIN, DING DONG FOR WC40, 2-RUN DING DONG FOR CELO, SAVE FOR 44, THE RED SOX ARE UNDEFEATED AT HOME #GOLDBOTTLES

@MRolly_24 For all of the wrong reasons of course

CB Bucknor games are gonna be an electric factory all year long.

THE WAR PIG SHOVES FOR 6 SHUT WITH 8 K’S, RBI KNOCK FOR CEDDANNE, RBI KNOCK FOR TS10, RBI KNOCK FOR DURAN, 3-HIT GAME FOR ROMAN, SAVE FOR 44, RED SOX BLANK THE REDS AND WIN ON OPENING DAY #GOLDBOTTLES

.@NBA