OLTIM ||CARVE KING💈

Girls are funny aswr 😭 small kindness wey you go show, dem don already rank you as mugu.

“so your parents are still feeding you” i no understand, your own disown you?

all my life on earth, i never stop any girl for road ask for number.

When she starts using dangerous words like "marriage" and we've only been dating for 12years

I don't know if am normal but a woman in a miniskirt will make my dick hard faster than a completely naked woman

female friends that allow you play with their breast >>>>>

All of a sudden your babe outfreak you and you no dey ask questions

Any money wey you dey give woman, na school fees for the lessons wey she go later teach you be that.

The day my dad stopped to pick his secretary and he told me to go to the back, I never snitch like that for my entire life before, I told my mum the color of her lipgloss.

@attah_akor Snail

Gun to your president's head, Name a wild animal.

@TheNathanWay More Of The Beginning Of A New Discovery

"my babe no fit chèàt on me"- A grammatical error

@_afbeauty_ Person Wey Don Sell Google Voice?😂

But what’s going on 😔 yahO0 boys are no longer giving their girlfriends money again like before

@kharis_micheal They Don’t Know What They Want Till Someone Else Wants It

Women are very calm about losing you until they see someone else value you.

@g4rnish Bath In Mud?

this bitch dirty af omg 😭😭😭

@dazedstunna Still a got text back…Little Push Bro

tried to happy eid my way back in her life, she replied with eid spelt backwards

@Amy_beke The 100?? Abeg o…I go just comot seppuku

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you?

You go first miss 4 world Cups💀😂

@Itz_zayyad1 Sansaaaaaa

Who do you think is the most terrifying villain?

@Motee_1 Iwo tun ya Wereyy Gan o😭

i love the fact that no matter how beautiful a woman is, the purpose of her existence is to please a man

can’t lie… i dey panic like mad… i just dey reason life everyday… na twitter dey always give me lil joy… that’s why i’m already addicted to the app…