Carol Messenger

I drove east into London on the A40 this afternoon. Light breeze, not too hot. London is always beautiful in the sunshine. Drove past Uxbridge. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and ablaze, no sirens. Drove past Greenford. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and ablaze, no sirens. Drove past Acton. No riots, no looters, no cars overturned and ablaze, no sirens. Parked in Westfield. There is sun, no sign of rain, but the full rainbow of humanity is here indoors. (They say they want their country back, but they actually want their empire back, the one their grandparents' generation lost. The Empire came home. And here we all are! ) The shop assistants everywhere were from every corner of the earth. The customers the same. Girls and boys, men and women, from every place in the world, peacefully going about their lives on a London Sunday in a cathedral to capitalism in Shepherds Bush. No shouting. No swearing. No mugging. No knifing. No looting. No burning. Just the world in one city under a giant glass roof in peace. Sometimes, you don't know how good you actually have it. When London is good, it's really bloody good. Most places in England are good, most of the time. Most people in England are good, no matter what the forces that seek to divide us want us to believe. I remember being broke and homeless 20 years ago this year, carrying my possessions in four bags and thanking God for my legs when I was deep in my material nadir. You already have your country. I already have my country. Both can be true. I don't want to take your job, unless I'm better at it. I don't want to put shariah in place over your head and in any case, the law in this country is about as close to shariah as I need. Why would I endanger that just to piss you off for some marginal gain? Think about it. We can get along. We are not enemies. Those grifters are fooling you, scamming you, and they're thick. They think 1+1=Foreigners. Their sums don't add up. They get tax breaks. Do you? Work it out. We aren't going anywhere and we won't roll over frightened like our parents did. We belong here. We ARE the British Empire. This is the legacy. It's not us you want your country back from. It's the foreign papers, the con artists who took COVID money, the scum who bought our water, the financial institutions who gambled away our future and made us pay for their next round of bonuses in an endless era of austerity. We didn't freeze old people to death. We didn't make food banks necessary. Cameron and Co did all that. We're just easy targets. A distraction. This is still a beautiful country. This is still a peaceful country. How about we find away to make it better for all of us:? Isn't London beautiful in the sunshine?

Yesterday morning I got asked the real serious question of this election - Is the UK full?

I’ve always loved John Oliver but I swear to God this is perfection 🔥🔥🔥👇👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥🔥

It's hard to believe just looking at him but this is a picture of the most evil man on the planet, scheming and plotting to design a setlist that'll have me screaming crying throwing up because I'm not at his show