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@Hot_Pepper76 Yes. So many great episodes. They might still have it on Roku

I never watched a single episode of this when it aired from 1978 to 1983. Now I’m seeing clips like this and wondering what I missed. Might be time to finally give it a shot. Did you watch Taxi?

A few days ago, Trump said they had agreed to everything. So what happened to that?

@kaitlancollins Trump said they had agreed to everything... what happened with that?

President Trump announces he's extending the ceasefire with Iran.

@em_Lazzy Because 30% would still vote for him, no matter how incapacitated he gets.

Why is the USA incapable of removing an obviously insane and incompetent President?

@OutFrontCNN @donie I'd just love to know how his ear healed so quickly.

Growing questions among some MAGA supporters about the assassination attempt on Trump in Pennsylvania, even as Trump’s FBI says the case is closed. @donie's story tonight:

@RichardCityNews If it was more cost effective to own one over charters... then he should have shown the math.

WATCH - "I've made mistakes” admits Premier Ford as he addresses selling a private jet days after buying it. But he makes the case for needing one “It makes like so much easier” Ford also complains coverage was unfair “The inconsistencies from the media are just mind-boggling”

@NickChaps96 Generally they have exceeded the rate of inflation. Sadly wages paid to hard working CMs has never risen like that.

The history of the price a one day ticket to Magic Kingdom is crazy. Here’s the price of the most expensive ticket each year from opening day through next year. You’ll see some pretty dramatic jumps in more recent years. 👀 💴 1971 - $3.50 1972 - $3.75 1973 - $4.50 1974 - $5.25 1975 - $6.00 1976 - $6.00 1977 - $6.00 1978 - $6.50 1979 - $7.00 1980 - $8.00 1981 - $9.50 1982 - $15.00 1983 - $17.00 1984 - $18.00 1985 - $21.50 1986 - $26.00 1987 - $28.00 1988 - $28.00 1989 - $29.00 1990 - $31.00 1991 - $33.00 1992 - $34.00 1993 - $35.00 1994 - $36.00 1995 - $37.00 1996 - $38.50 1997 - $39.75 1998 - $42.00 1999 - $44.00 2000 - $46.00 2001 - $48.00 2002 - $50.00 2003 - $52.00 2004 - $54.75 2005 - $59.75 2006 - $67.00 2007 - $71.00 2008 - $75.00 2009 - $79.00 2010 - $82.00 2011 - $85.00 2012 - $89.00 2013 - $89.00 2014 - $99.00 2015 - $105 2016 - $105 2017 - $124 2018 - $129 2019 - $159 2020 - $159 2021 - $159 2022 - $189 2023 - $189 2024 - $189 2025 - $209 2026 - $209 2027 - $219

@Dr_GrantSeeker I've seen it a couple times and I could see the progress. When Parsons did the album in 1987, work was pretty much stalled, so there was a line "I don't think they will ever finish it". The main entrance should be done soon. Hope to get back when it's all done.

@CdnSteveMartin It truly is inspiring. The big swing approach to the style is so noteworthy and ambitious. And they are still working on it so even 10 years on I got to see so many new additions like the very recent top being put up

Flying home today! The family and I had a great trip, but it’s time to come home. What did I miss? 😎✈️

@PierrePoilievre You predicted you'd be Prime Minister...

Mark Carney has been wrong about every major economic question of our time. - He predicted COVID would cause deflation - He supported carbon taxes - His Net-Zero Alliance is now bankrupt and shut down - He wrote we should keep 50% of our oil in the ground - He opposed the Northern Gateway Pipeline He is an expert at making exactly the wrong call every single time.

@ThatMagicalFam I think I'm already there. Last couple trips weren't that much fun.

What would cause you to never go to Disney World ever again?

@ColinDMello Ford is the guy who would never raise the price and lose money

As Premier Doug Ford was asked about the OSAP changes, he thundered back, calling the Ontario Liberals a "bunch of amateurs" who would bankrupt a lemonade stand. Note: Under Ford, Ontario's debt will grow to half-a-trillion and the budget has yet to be balanced. #onpoli

@AnnieForTruth People are so tied to party affiliation... they elect a dead dog if was running for their fav party

It’s unbelievable that the MyCrappyPillow guy has 31%! 🙄

@ProjectLincoln Do they have these every week?

Tickets were free, by the way.

@briangarrett Near the end, you're looking right at my old office. Oh... and you're welcome back anytime!

Toronto has been a pretty dope city as an American who’s never been to Canada before I wasn’t sure what to expect I just always heard it was similar to NYC and I agree there are a lot of similarities but they still feel very different I like both I’d come back to Toronto again 🏙️

@Acosta What is he going to say this time? I'm an Accountant... it's tax day.

Trump has done it again, tweeting another crazy Jesus post. Yes I confirmed on his Truth Social to be sure. Here’s the latest:

@NickChaps96 Now Disney would charge Annual Pass members for the extra day.

Does anybody else remember One More Disney Day? It was such a genius thing they did at Disneyland and Magic Kingdom. It was leap year in 2012 and they left those two parks open for 24 hours from 6am on February 29th until 6am on March 1st. The next leap year is in 2028 and I’d love to see them do it again and I would absolutely do it!

@HQNewsNow Is the Straight of Hormel open? Need to keep the chili flowing.

Trump's Treasury Secretary: The 'Strait of Vermouth' has not been completely reopened

@krassenstein I don't think he's declining... he's just an ignorant asshole

There are only 3 options here. a) Trump is so stupid that he thinks that the image really did depict him as a doctor. b) Trump is completely senile now, and we should 25th Amendment him. c) Trump committed Blasphemy.

@AndrewScheer We wouldn't see relief at the pumps... the petro companies will just add it back on. Ontario Cons already tried this and all we get is a higher deficit.

In the House today: Conservatives are demanding that the Carney Liberals give Canadians a break by suspending fuel taxes. The Liberals are refusing. They are claiming that Canadians don’t need relief at the pumps.