@JustinWhang I hope not, but the promos would be legendary.
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Charming Chad
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Hey, is there any team with a recently acquired superstar defenseman that has an obvious need at center, a need which can be addressed by trading for one of that defenseman's closest friends?
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@RussoHockey If an enthusiastic thumbs up isn't the sign to go, I don't know what is.
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I didn’t tweet this last night, but this is hilarious. Eric thought he got the cue to go. He didn’t. You can see at the end when he realized his first siren attack was a false alarm
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Exactly. Just like your GOD Wayne Gretzky, who lives in the GREAT State of Florida. Or Mario Lemieux, who lives in the GREAT State of Pennsylvania. How about one of the LAST strong goalies from Canada, Marc Andre Fleury? He lives in Minnesota. Patrick Roy lives on Long Island, New York. You should be ASHAMED for spreading FAKE NEWS, and should surrender immediately. So SAD to read! NHL President DJT
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@trump_nhl Can we get an executive order abolishing the coach's challenge for offsides?
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THE SAVE HOCKEY ACT!
1. REMOVAL OF THE INSTIGATOR PENALTY.
2. ABOLISHMENT OF THE NHL SHOOTOUT.
3. TAX ON TORONTO MAPLE LOSERS AND QUEBEC CANADIENS FANS OF 75% ON ALL TICKETS BOUGHT WITHIN THE USA.
4. NO MEN IN WOMEN'S HOCKEY.
5. OVERTIME EXTENDED TO 10 MINUTES FOLLOWED BY A TIE(NO SHOOTOUTS).
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@trump_nhl Mr President, when fake France is defeated and sent back home, can we secure funding for the northern wall?
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NHL Kash Patel is closely looking at the situation, and will soon be recommending very STRONG consequences for the people in the future third-world country of Fake France. Thank you Publicus!
Publicus Fawkes@JoycePubli17718
@trump_nhl Sir, have you looked into crooked Canadian collusion involving Weasel Wes and Fake France with the powerful NHL Bureau of Investigation?
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@trump_nhl The fake news can't handle your truth bombs Mr. President.
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NHL TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME!
MeisterTee@RuiATeixeira2
@trump_nhl Parody account - total joke!
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What is the best Liam Neeson movie if you can't say Taken?
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@Noahgilberto19 At a certain point they get what they deserve
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They booed yet they gave hundreds of dollars to TKO.
LMAO
Cory of False Finish@Cory_Hays407
They showed a TKO ad and the entire crowd booed #WWEBacklash
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Lots of you lack brain cells. Ain’t no way I’m following you if you don’t event follow Big Poppa.
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@JoshDenny I'm surprised there aren't more offer sheets. Especially when they can be used to fuck over a rival. This next free agency is weak as hell so maybe this will be the year it happens.
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The Flyers should send a max offer sheet to Leo Carlsson for the full 20.8 million over 8 years.
A final fuck you in the Cutter saga. They’ll match it, but you’ll cripple them.
Easy for him to say “I’d never sign it,” until it’s on your agent’s desk.
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@DiscountChuck @Tesdtown @sundayjeff The only stories we hear about Tom are about his vasectomy, or him getting laid. Are the other aspects of his life also perfectly balanced?
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Ants! 🐜 🐜🐜
For “Questions and Antz-swers” on the #TellEmSteveDave Patreon, we're seeking questions about Tom Miloszewski!
The almighty T.O.M. is coming on the show to put it all out there! Send questions to tesdchuck@gmail.com
@tesdtown @sundayjeff @tellemsyevedave #tesd
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@JustinWhang You need a British friend that looks like William Regal
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Lady at the store points at my shirt and excitedly goes “is that you?!?”
I’m wearing a Tajiri shirt
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@RussoHockey I can't stand fans with gimmicks in any sport. Love seeing this guy get clowned on.
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Was bad juju. Quinn scored winning goal a minute later
Dylan Loucks@DylanLoucks4
He’s here. His whole shtick is being on the glass and banging on it. Expect he is not on the glass.
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@RussoHockey That's a small price to pay for trying to behead somebody.
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Mikko Rantanen fined $5K for cross-checking Kirill Kaprizov in the face yesterday
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For the first time EVER, both the Wild and the Timberwolves advance to the conference semis in the same season.
A historic night in the Twin Cities!
Minnesota Timberwolves@Timberwolves
WOLVES WIN!!! WOLVES WIN!!! WOLVES WIN!!! #WOLVESBACK
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@CharmingChad10 @minnyshow19 That’d be a first for you wouldn’t it? Kind of like experiencing a playoff series win.
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I just wanna say from the bottom of my heart a massive fuck you to every single stars fan I hope you eat shit
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@peanut_buttr If they're not coached to do this, the coach sure as hell could put a stop to it. Yet, he doesn't...
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Do the stars coach this? I think you can find a stars player cross checking the head/neck literally every single game this series. Actually ridiculous.
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets
Today in “you can’t do that.”
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