Cheesehanger

@SGR5N @verge if u are that rich u don’t even need hair.

@verge Why is no one on his team telling him how messy his hair looks? Elon was so nervous and worried in those moments that he couldn’t think about his hair at that time. Why didn’t his team give a damn about it?

Elon Musk appeared more petty than prepared theverge.com/ai-artificial-…

@Bluebirdeyessss It’s like 4 cooks cook in the same kitchen.

I really don’t understand how Instagram, Snapchat, tiktok and Apple camera all produce different camera qualities but be on the same, One phone????

JUST IN: Cheesehanger has already taken his shower.

@BigTechAlert @elonmusk @RonanFarrow Feel good that I did it way before Elon.

🆕 @elonmusk began following @RonanFarrow (🤖👁️: i need a conspiracy theory about this)

@Ravenismeee Elon

China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have ?

As AI makes everything feel increasingly artificial, painting on canvas is becoming exceptionally captivating.

@kekiusteeshirt Are we running out of things to sexualize?

what if the aliens are sexy

Yu Nishimura

@unusual_whales @grok tell me more about it.

BREAKING: OpenAI's Chief Financial Officer Sarah Friar has expressed worry that the company might not be able to pay for future computing contracts if the revenue doesn't grow fast enough, per Bloomberg.

@DylanMcD8 “Can’t innovate more, my ass.”

I feel like Phil Schiller would've been an awesome CEO for Apple :/ really miss his presence at Apple

@sama Why are you acting like a fuckboy?

we love our users

@ormanclark what art was

finish this sentence art is ____

@CleansedTweets That cup is actually for corn.

McDonald’s in China only lightly salts the fries. So I always ask for more. Each and every time I get this amount in an ice cream cup, no matter which city or McDonald’s. 😂it’s cute.

I wonder what kind of operating system OpenAI is working on for its phone. I imagine it would be conceptually so different from today’s. Maybe no apps at all? Big problem for doomscrolling…

@WaltzingMtilda Pants: p=prison. Ants=feels like thousands of ants walking on your leg.

Why do males take their pants off as soon as they get home

@pandaa I need help here.

explain your username.

The next-gen Apple TV should be made of recycled aluminum. It should also be more compact.

@9to5mac @iryantldr Scary

OpenAI is making its own phone to compete with the iPhone: report 9to5mac.com/2026/04/27/ope… by @iryantldr

@belongstogreen That's called thinking.

i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing