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@TheImovations @Heroinemorayo Sirrrrrr😩🫩🤐

@ChefMoe6 @Heroinemorayo Chefuuu

Alhamdulillah I have received alot of corrections from scholars regarding this post and they all made it clear that it's sunnah to shave a male child's hair after birth, but that doesn't make it impure if it's left unshaved which then resulted to dada.

@iadoretemi I’m usually not like that Oloun ngbo 😩🥹

😭 this is my favorite thing about Yoruba people, enu wa o da rara 😂

@seyfunmi @TheQueenAminat The exact basis for my anger on this! I’m so livid !

If my child has dada, and you called him/her that thing 😒 ma je kò mọ reason tí wọn fí ń pè mí ní iya lagbaja. Tueh, you were corrected by scholars but the ìwà òfo, àti òsì in you still can't be washed away with hypo. No wonder the mother called you abori ma bo ìwà. Sioo

@JustZnje @MrZlife_ Are you by chance the client? Tori what in the AI response is this? Why are you wailing? You have event by 12pm and chose to pay the chef by 2am? Except he runs a fast food restaurant, there’s no magic he’s gonna perform even for canapé set up! So calm down and buy your item 7.

That ain’t “setting boundaries,” . That’s toddler-with-a-hibachi-knife energy. You didn’t protect your peace, you just nuked your own bag and the customer’s entire function in one petty-ass button click. You a chef, not a cartel boss. People pay late because life be life-ing. Your invoice had the communication skills of a brick wall and now you’re surprised it backfired? Congratulations, you played yourself in 4K. The customer probably already found another hibachi guy who doesn’t throw tantrums like it’s a TikTok skit. This the exact reason small business owners stay small y’all too busy winning imaginary arguments on the internet instead of securing the bag and building real systems. “Soul food” vibes my ass, this was straight spite soup. Now watch the replies flood in defending this clownery like it’s a personality trait. “He set boundaries tho 🥹” Nah, he set a L on fire and called it a W.

I sent an invoice 3 weeks ago, customer paid it 2am last night the event is at 12pm today. I’m gonna refund at 11am. 👍🏾

@Heroinemorayo Ko ni Jaza fun e Beeni Ko ni Khayran fun e! As mother with a son with locked hair, Ko ni ragba ati Awo fun e! Hijabi jannamoh! Enibi ti n ponmo re ile’we. Abori mobowa! Ofa tesuba fana monra! You better go and do astagifurillah 7million🙄🤨

Nevertheless, I can't tolerate that thing. Jazakumllah Khayran.

@Heroinemorayo @ki_iks You’re a terrible human and you’re everything she called you! O ba mu blade Ko ba ge ni

@ki_iks In as much the boy’s hair has been left unshaved since birth, it is forbidden for me to observe ṣalāh with a cloth that his hair has touched.

You carried your son on your lap in a public transport. While trying to caution him about something, he started misbehaving, and I was trying to adjust so his hair wouldn’t touch my hijab because he is dada. The next thing I heard was, 'Ẹ ku tiyin, ẹyin abori má bọ wa'

@Atilolahafeezah @Jemeelahh_ Kofoworola Abeni

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name. Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare.

When you came to power, nobody needed loans to go to school. Fees were affordable, money had a little more worth, and citizens could literally depend 70% on businesses to cover the cost of fees. You entered, stopped Fuel and Light subsidies, trippled the amount for university fees, devalued the Naira and created STUDENTS LOAN. 3 years later, you're using the provision of students loan as a bullet point for your campaign. Even the devil would not enact this level of wickedness on his people.

@Big_marvis At least he won’t lick tbe microphone and say balablu and bulaba. At least his supporters are not saying vote for his brain and not his body while voting for a brain dead candidate. When you’re done lieing to yourself, you will carry keg and go buy petrol for 1350.

Peter Obi cannot win a debate with a secondary school student about how the economy of a country works. Peter Obi knows nothing

@_Abenyy Didn’t we tell you this projection ends in 2023?. You people were the one trying to gaslight and silence everyone but it won’t work this time. Orun nya bo ni Saki my dear, gbogbo wa la n je breakfast of you foolish lots’ choice! Abi e favor you and your family?

Obidients not being able to gaslight and silence people again on this app is what i love to see😂

@Ayzzz334136 @LookingForMide You cannot want the promise without working the principles! The Bible is our anchor and it is very clear! Husband, love your wife, wife, submit to your husband, period! Infact, the love comes first before the submission, it’s how God demands it. Do your part, hers will follow.

@LookingForMide So a man has to love you first before you can submit right?? I can see this is the thinking of most women & that's where they've lost it... Waiting for men to love you first or show u love first before submitting to a man isn't submission but transactional submission...

Ife : Is submission then reliant of if he loves, you have to submit anyways or it’s reliant on if the man loves? Pastor Toluwani Odukoya : 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 Ife : Do you think that a lot of Men feel the need to subjugate women and they refer to the Bible, have you heard Men say that? Pastor Toluwani Odukoya : The Bible is very clear , the equation is very clear “husband love your wife”👇🏾👇🏾

@PDPRepublic Except you tell us Yaradua is alive, no one can make Nigerians celebrate above PO.

When we announce our Presidential candidate! The whole of Nigeria will celebrate! 🎉🇳🇬

@dbamiloye Saw you guys shooting at Akobo market few days ago and I joyfully told my husband I had a feeling you were shooting Abattoir. Super excited for this! Jesus is glorified forever!

We just wrapped shooting Abattoir 6 (Episodes 1–15). 2 straight months. 50 days. 9 intense weeks. He kept us. He sustained us. He saw us through. IT IS GOD! ABATTOIR… coming soon.

@MisolaofJesus Oga is full of intrigues, fantabulously romantic! The ad song never left my head mehn

I am looking for one old Yoruba movie. Title: Oga (Chameleon) I can’t find it on YouTube.

@amadaoffor We mostly call it Macleans and some call it close up, not a single soul in Nigeria calls toothpaste Colgate. We even have a saying that you’re advertising close up if you laugh too much, my parents will till tomorrow call any toothpaste Maclean 😂

Nobody calls toothpaste Colgate.

@molOluwa_Pops I talk am! Her defence will be that it’s a bulk order 😂😂😂

The owner of MelonyPine just responded "There is something called Negotiating in bulk orders, fix yourself and your business"

@molOluwa_Pops @LookingForMide It’s not their fault, they know some miserable pick me will do it! They’ll say because it’s bulk order. Awon asise fun onise. Very annoying and condescending. I hope they make her Eba cake so she can come back to call the brands out!

From a Brand that sells minimum of 3cups of parfait for 35k plus o 🤣🤣 Omo, bakers eyes dey see shege o. It's their caption for me. Lmao. They want a good cake for 12k. 🤣🤣🤣 It is well

“don’t use your page to talk about politics” yes, bro, i will not try it again, but look at how politics is affecting all the aspects of my life. look at how the stupid person you voted and supported is affecting my life and everyone around me. god will punish you.

Apc guys don’t just get it

@OzorNdiOzor This is what I’m talking about! We’re not going to court in 2027! Finish it off at the polls! Madness for madness Violence for violence! Play their games better than them!

"We are setting up our own independent IREV and there will be more than one civil society. And once the elections take place, they are photographed, uploaded. They will report in CNN, Al Jazeera, everywhere in the world. The results of the elections, clean, clear in Nigeria. INEC can continue to fool itself with its role, but the Nigerian people have had enough”