Neil Ollerton

@TavernFootball Piece of piss, Joelinton

Back by popular demand is the landlord drinking game. We're looking for players past or present called Joe. Only ONE answer is allowed to be provided and you can't say Joe Cole. Failure to do so and the tray of shots comes out.....🥃🥃🥃

@cra46159 British 34 is like twice as hot as foreign 34. It’s backed by science.

If 34C is so unbearable as it seems to be in the UK, why do so many pay thousands of pounds every year to persue it by going on holiday abroad?

@Badhombre Deer in headlights comes to mind here, zero going on up top there.

This reporter has the survival instincts of a lemming.

@shereaps She does say she’s a huge dog lover in her profile…

I just came to weigh in on the delusional ai profile pic. Chudgpt forgot you other chin, maam.

@SeanDOlfc 2026 Theo Walcott

Can squads change after that point? I’m asking because there is a 100% guarantee he roasts people in training and impresses everyone.

@spongebobinof There’s no working and sure as hell no class in this 🤣

@jan_murray She’s very easy to not like!

It’s hard not to like Gemma Collins - but this Department for Education ad campaign for the government’s new ‘V levels’ is baffling. Teenagers are not stupid. They know when they’re being patronised. They’ll be like: “Do they really think talking to some woman off TOWIE who failed her maths GCSE will make us work harder at school?” 🫣 And how much was Collins paid for this campaign? To reinforce the stereotype that only working class people who can’t pass maths GCSE should take the V levels. (From someone who is both a former secondary school teacher and a longtime education correspondent)

@educationgovuk @bphillipsonMP You can’t be serious?

The GC and Education Secretary @bphillipsonMP chat maths, pi, and what we're doing to make sure there's 'always an opportunity out there for everyone' ✨ Find out more 👇 educationhub.blog.gov.uk/2026/03/new-v-…

@FootballManager @FIFAWorldCup Ok so it’s just a World Cup mode and not the old standard international management then?

Lead your nation to @FIFAWorldCup 2026™ glory 🏆 Compete for football’s greatest prize in #FM26 from May 26.

@lfc6775 @ipostanythingLF Same he had all the tools to be a complete striker but sadly never switched them all on at the same time

@ipostanythingLF That game against Newcastle. Really thought that was going to be the turning point for him. Such a natural finisher but just not consistent enough when it mattered

@fOx1257067 Isn’t this the guy from far cry 6?

@BookProWrestler So now he’s partly Marty? 😎

Praying for Marty Janetty this morning who has undergone an amputation surgery on his foot that has bothered him for years. Here’s to hoping this gives him some relief and a better quality of life.

@KennyGr8 @JustHelens Ever thought about solving crimes Kenny?

@JustHelens I think they meant 8.5 lb

£8.5

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@NetflixUK No spoilers please!

A new manager, departing striker, and a season in chaos ends in European glory. You’ve heard the story, but not like this. UNTOLD UK: LIVERPOOL’S MIRACLE OF ISTANBUL premieres 19 May, featuring interviews from Steven Gerrard, Jamie Carragher, Rafael Benitez, Xabi Alonso and more.

@WillB_2003 Forrest green are a pub team in the arse end of nowhere and they might be throwing a few bob in it….

We have seriously got our Enterprise back. None of these big stadiums and ex EFL giants, just teams in the arse end of nowhere and pub teams throwing money at it

@00julesj Had this the other night, decent like. Lemon one would be amazing (though maybe toned down on the taste a tad)

This tastes like alcoholic Fanta 🍊🤩

@GkLewis_01 Only people playing it id imagine are supporters. Money going back into club? Prob should be a tad cheaper but if Southport did then I would happily pay £30-£40

Sorry, £900?? 😂

@alfie__03 Rather hear Milos sing, paddy play left back and fight Jamie Webster

Worst room to get locked in of all time?

@EatTom01 @Beth92_lfc That’s the badger, goosebumps still

@CheltenhamDJ @Beth92_lfc on.soundcloud.com/KCj2hv2gVcqhif…

i’ve never heard the 2005 cl full match radio commentary but i’m listening to it whilst writing my diss. I’ve just got to half time, wonder what happens in the second half? John Toshack reckons it’ll be an easy Milan win, and Mark Lawrenson is calling for Rafa to be sacked.