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Chris Howell
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Chris Howell
@ChrisHHowell
Husband. Dad. Business Owner. Trying my best to get better at all three of those. Sports and finance nerd.
US: 35.963172,-86.875507 Beigetreten Mayıs 2009
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The four stages of filing your taxes:
1. I will do this.
2. I will do this later.
3. Eventually, I will do this.
4. Jail.
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@clubtrillion THE VILLAIN IS BACK
Nick Piccone@_piccone
"I can't stand Philadelphia" - Evan Turner on NBC pregame
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@coolhandluka_ I'm excited for a bunch of Brown number two jokes
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It’s cool that they electrified the jersey number to symbolize the Browns offense’s constant need of defibrillation
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
A new number for Shedeur Sanders:
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Don’t confuse education with intelligence. You can have a college degree and still be an idiot.
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@PregameEmpire This is probably the most hinged thing about Jon
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Rothstein just announcing the game live like he’s Ian Eagle is unhinged behavior
CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀@CBSSportsCBB
"MULLINS FOR THE FINAL FOUR!" [madness ensues] @JonRothstein & @wallyball were all of us 🤯
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"HOLY FUCKING SHIT" - Hurley's mom
"WE WON?!?!?! HOLY SHIT. WE FUCKING WON" - Hurley's dad
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 real people. Great parents, im sure.
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This is t eh funniest account and I love it so much.
MLB Scorigami@MLBgami
FINAL: Astros 9, Angels 7 No scorigami. This score has happened 1,260 times in MLB history, most recently less than ten minutes ago.
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Here’s another view.
Unapologetically.
Cannot get enough.
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Things I’ll never understand:
1. How the pyramids were built
2. Quantum mechanics
3. How the Milwaukee Brewers do it
Talkin' Baseball@TalkinBaseball_
CHRISTIAN YELICH GO-AHEAD PINCH HIT BLAST! BREWERS HAVE SCORED SIX IN THE EIGHTH FOR THE LEAD
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FINAL: Astros 9, Angels 7
No scorigami. This score has happened 1,260 times in MLB history, most recently less than ten minutes ago.
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@cody__cubs At least you have Illinois. I’m a Tennessee/Cubs fan.
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One of my best friends and regular golfing companions hits every dog with relish and mayo
Anna Dua@AnnaNoelleDua
I don’t understand why mayonnaise is not an available condiment at hot dog stands. Mayonnaise is literally the best thing to put on hot dogs.
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