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And in that moment I thought to myself, “What does Pat Benatar have to do with God?”

Beigetreten Temmuz 2013
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chrispy@ChrispyThomps·
wish i could get a phd in vibes
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Avery Edison
Avery Edison@aedison·
ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be MY egg :(
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hj ₊ ⊹✮.*🪩:.𖥔 ݁
clarity by zedd to asians is what mr brightside by the killers is to white people
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🅿️@the_P_God·
I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.
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CONSEQUENCE
CONSEQUENCE@consequence·
Mad Men star Christina Hendricks played a four-hour DJ set, spinning indie, shoegaze, dream pop records including Chromatics, Sky Ferreira, St. Vincent, Broken Bells, Beach House, Warpaint, Cocteau Twins, Mitski, Lana Del Rey, Spiritualized, and more. consequence.net/2026/04/christ…
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Lari 𖧷
Lari 𖧷@neytirisa·
st alia of the knife highkey top 3 names oat
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the vibe formerly known as julian
I had a dream I was wearing a a jersey with “KWISATZ HADERACH” bedazzled on the back of it
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Punch Drunk Luke
Punch Drunk Luke@WwwLukethoughts·
Source tells me Timothee is stable. Please god
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chrispy@ChrispyThomps·
@brady_________ @chxlametcinema he said “你什麼意思” which roughly translates to English as “what do you think you’re doing?”
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@chxlametcinema Does anyone know what he says in mandarin in the video
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ٍ@chxlametcinema·
new timmy gif unlocked
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EVIL CYBORG
EVIL CYBORG@IAmAEvilPaladin·
im straight sippin on (looks inside golden goblet. sees swirling crimson red mass that seems to go on forever.) i don't know.
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Westeros Central
Westeros Central@WesterosCentral·
BREAKING — Ser Jorah of House Mormont has been discovered selling poachers into slavery 😳 Warden of the North Eddard Stark has issued the following statement regarding Mormont’s future
Westeros Central tweet media
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cuckold jones
cuckold jones@cuckcat·
not now bro i’m bearing the curse
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greg
greg@gurreggg·
I got atheist shooters they gon blasphemy
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liz@hneyvoiced·
first date question i ask you your opinion on the exploitation of the rizzler
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rune sword@runesword1·
bro doesn’t even know his way around the ziggurat
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ирис@saltwatermp3·
I ate an orange segment by segment in my dream last night and I could taste every bite and I had grazed my palms on the asphalt earlier and the juice was stinging them
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Hello
Hello@VeinRichard·
we were up all night coining terms
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Róisín Lanigan
Róisín Lanigan@rosielanners·
amazing to think we likely won't see another simultaneous lent, chinese new year, ramadan and disgraced member of the british royal family being arrested in our lifetime
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Dr. Alex Zawacki
Dr. Alex Zawacki@achillghost·
Ugh the entire plot of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is happening to me again
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τοῦτο βλέπω
τοῦτο βλέπω@toutovlepo·
Pronouncing Doechii like it’s a second declension Latin noun
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