EJOKE

If you keep wondering about who has more than you, you might as well just remain poor

@jayswaggoo Na so 🤣🤣

I applied for a scholarship program and got accepted 😭😭❤️

@UthmanMusaYusuf The guy na iya bayndar

Started watching legend of Korra.... Whose igbo child is this?

Lowkey nepo babies dey suffer pass Lapo babies sha

Horses don’t stop they keep going

@whotfisdraeco E be like say you no like as your lung performance dey high

Rent is high, Gas is high, Fuel is high, Grocery prices are high. Why shouldn’t I be high?

Going all out when it’s bout that bread and butter

@Sholly_Pee1 Foreign exchange technical analyst for proprietary firms.

As a trader, When someone asks “What do you do for a living?” How do you respond?

@whoistife_x Lose money sleep By the time you wake up your head for don calm down You go con plan next move

honestly, y’all underrate how wonderful sleep is. sad? sleep happy? sleep tired? sleep frustrated? sleep hor ñy? sleep what a concept.

@only1edafe Fast money don’t last Grind your way up my g

What ways can I make Money that is Fast???

The first rule of Twitter is you do not tell people in real life about your Twitter.

@Willy_kanga_ 😭😭😭

If you train woman finish for school and she leave you, na scholarship you run oh 😭

Omo if you like money pass me you fit actually be Judas iscariot

@itsolayi Craving for suya and apple

Craving for $1m and you?

@Big_Bestmann Omo yesterday night I no con know why the song no wan end I just vex give up

The trick to planks is playing your favourite song while you're at it.

Don’t make the mistake of thinking you’re the only one

A knacking man go meet STD

@jayswaggoo Na that hiss thing dey muzz mee😭

my class rep no real guy😂 you no wan give me my change ke?😂

@sloe_w93420 Do 2k instead

That 1k followers i go get am and na this week

@NV1of1 You don give girl belle this man

I don see motivation for the rest of the year, God is good.

@kelvinholdon Send noodles

i wan use wyd wound this girl, wetin i fit talk again?