Clam Dive

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Clam Dive

@ClamDive

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Beigetreten Nisan 2017

885 Folgt531 Follower

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·10 Mar

I'm using #AI to improve my bussy

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Anti-Senpai𒉭⛓️🪚🌹@RockMuncher67·21h

Voting has generated 0 dollars for the proletariat Shooting people has generated 1.5 million dollars for the proletariat

New York Post@nypost

Five Guys CEO says he gave $1.5M staff bonus so he wouldn't get shot in the back like UnitedHealthcare boss trib.al/zBJx4eJ

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·18 Mar

Parenthood and fast food are the only socially acceptable forms of self-harm.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·5 Mar

MBYMGA Make Beating Your Meat Great Again

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·27 Şub

I hate how capitalism has turned femdom into almost exclusively findom

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·17 Şub

@spermatomancer As they should be

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j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍@spermatomancer·17 Şub

guys I think my barista is in love with me

j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍ tweet media

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·10 Şub

Trump is terrible so the Democrats are demanding your donations so they can do nothing about it.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·9 Şub

White men get so mad when something isn't explicitly made for them.

Kevin Sorbo@ksorbs

Worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

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Jared Gilman@realJaredGilman·4 Şub

best of luck to those flu-like symptoms

TMZ@TMZ

Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms tmz.me/2kswLLM

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·5 Şub

That burger I just had for lunch and my last trip to a gloryhole have one thing in common. Eating questionable meat.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·30 Oca

@spermatomancer This is very true I've been dryjacking for years

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j̵͍̎i̸̗͛z̵͔̎z̴̗͌w̴̥̽i̵̛̮t̷̛̟c̶̣͝h̸͉̍@spermatomancer·30 Oca

I got death threats when I said dryjacking makes men bad at sex it's true though

Kristi Yamaguccimane@TheWapplehouse

What’s the maddest anyone’s ever been at you on Twitter and have you been the main character?

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·26 Oca

I'm not saying all cops are bad. I'm saying there are no good cops.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·25 Oca

Simping for the time being

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·21 Oca

One of the most American things you can do is make compromises with your healthcare because of the cost.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·21 Oca

Wading through the sea of olds at Costco made it clear to me that the Industrial Revolution was a mistake

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Mr. Christopher@iamalmostlegend·10 Oca

The majority of White people have no idea how to fight against systemic injustices because they’ve never had to.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·9 Oca

I'm tired of mobile games telling me my IQ. It's low that's why I'm playing the fucking game duh

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·7 Oca

My brain is 90% food noise

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·7 Oca

Looking for a magic spell or hypnosis technique to convince my wife to buy kegel weights for my girlfriend.

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·3 Oca

I wonder if there are any lumberjacks who chose that job because they really fucking hate trees

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Clam Dive@ClamDive·2 Oca

I got some soul searching to do but I don't believe a soul exists

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