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@thebodycoach Hell

Is this your idea of heaven or hell?

@watsoncomedian Very funny.

I’m sure these clothes are very nice but the vibe is ‘Amy is twenty minutes late again even though we did talk about this, and Las Iguanas have called to say they can’t hold the table forever.’

Retweet for a chance to win a copy of The @LlSTENlNG_PARTY Volume II signed by @Tim_Burgess Winner picked at random on Wednesday June 15th at 6pm You can order yourself a signed copy here whsmith.co.uk/products/the-l…

Retweet for a chance to win my signed How High #Hikerdelic jacket - the one I wore on stage tonight. They go on sale for pre-orders on June 9th, the 25th anniversary of the release of How High from hikerdelic.com Winner picked at random 10pm on June 8th Tim x x

@DavidGray What a wonderful night, amazing from start to finish.

@watsoncomedian A lovely fun evening tonight at The Tivoli. Thanks Mark for all your efforts to be there and if anyone is free tomorrow night in Bridgewater you should definitely go! 🙂

Also, I am touring the show again here following a, to be fair, very successful time in Australia. Some overlap with the Amazon special but the thing with me is I ad-lib an awful lot. I'll be surprised if there isn't one near you. markwatsonthecomedian.com/category/cant-…

@SteveBackshall Great show in Bournemouth today. My son Alex absolutely loved it.

@DeborahMeaden Unbelievable!!!!!

Watch this with draw not dropped… I dare you.

@DeborahMeaden @decappeal Donated, thank you for pointing me in the right direction.

£85million in two days people. That’s your kindness, support, generosity right there. Thank you for supporting 15 charities and partners respond rapidly to Ukraine War through @decappeal … that’s proper support 🙏👏👏👏👏👏

@HHawkOfficial Brilliant gig tonight.

👇❤️🔥

@JuniorGunners Thank you, it was clear to see so much effort went into it. Our boys had a great time.

⏱ 15 minutes to go… #JGHalloween 🎃

@sophieraworth @LondonMarathon Blinking amazing!

The wonderful @LondonMarathon ♥️ 3hrs 33 ✅ Having run through the city’s deserted streets for months during lockdown, so wonderful to run with thousands of people again. And the crowds!! Amazing. A huge thank you to everyone who sponsored me

@watsoncomedian Well I've just finished the knot which I thought was great and now I'm half way through Contacts and loving this too.

Hey, my novel (Contacts) is 99p on Kindle all month. Is this a bit mean to people who paid full price? Well, at least Bezos isn't going to be buying another space trip off this. He might get an anytime return to Doncaster. tinyurl.com/whatacheapbook

@Tim_Burgess The Killers supporting U2 in Cardiff.

Best support band you ever saw? (And ones that went on to be huuuuuge but we’re opening for someone else). Let’s have them ; )

@watsoncomedian Hey Mark, just reading Eleven and really enjoying it.

Woman on the phone, on train: ‘well, fuck, I don’t know how to fix a roof, do I? I’m a speech therapist!!’

@simonmayo Just finished Knife Edge. Loved it!