✝🍁Classy 🍉✝

@MarkJCarney i agree we should all team up and fight you

Canada is worth fighting for.

Pretty much sums it up 😢

@SatireSquadHQ if you think this is bad you should look into what i've gone through just now and for years

Influencer Detained in Canada for Promoting Alberta Separation… Seriously? OTTAWA — A Canadian influencer is at the center of national concern this week after making what officials are calling a “bold and deeply inconvenient post” about Alberta separation. The influencer, @martyupnorth, suggested Alberta might be “better off on its own,” immediately triggering what insiders describe as a “please don’t let people look into this” level response from Ottawa. Authorities have not confirmed a formal detention, but did confirm the situation is “being handled with appropriate seriousness.” “We fully support free speech,” a government spokesperson said. “We just prefer it doesn’t include provinces leaving… or doing the math.” The comment about “doing the math” comes as independent analyses, charts, and basic arithmetic continue to circulate online suggesting Alberta might actually be better off—a development federal officials were quick to clarify has “not been verified by approved experts, partner media, or our usual panel of concerned talking heads.” “Canadians should rely on trusted sources,” the spokesperson added. “Not random graphs that make things look… misleading.” The incident comes amid new efforts to regulate “harmful narratives” online—generally understood to include anything that could threaten national unity, economic stability, or uncomfortable conversations about where the money comes from. Alberta, often referred to internally as “the part of the country that pays for things,” remains a particularly sensitive subject. At press time, Canadians were reminded they are still free to express themselves online — as long as it doesn’t start making sense.

In a more dangerous and divided world, Canada’s approach is principled and pragmatic.

The @liberal_party in one short video

this was a fun game of #marvelsnap

@KatKanada_TM could i get some help with this please?

Here, let me spell it out for you…

@mario4thenorth can i get some help with this please???

@TheBuckYouWill can i get some help with this please???

@MaximeBernier can i please get some help with this???

@PierrePoilievre I need to speak with you @PierrePoilievre please DM me.

Let this sink in: Canadians are founding twice as many businesses outside Canada than inside. We open more businesses in the U.S. than at home, after a decade of Liberals. And it has only gotten worse under Mark Carney, whose deficits and bureaucracy are bigger than Trudeau’s and whose tax burden is the same.

@PierrePoilievre can i please get some help with this???

Here is an audio recording of myself interacting with Mobile Crisis Unit and Fredericton Police Force on March 21, (the first day of 3 in a span of 5) when they were harassing me at the behest of my brother Daniel and aunt Margie (i have the report with their names on it) on my own property, before they ultimately tackled and arrested me in my own doorway on the 25th. I will be submitting formal complaints and requesting RTIPA when I am finally released from psychiatric care at Everett Chalmer's Hospital (against my will and only because of the arrest). This recording shows I was more than courteous with the Police. Wanted to help them as much as I could, in fact. But they didn't want my help, apparently, and look at all they did to repay me 😢 drive.google.com/file/d/1KxPm5J… No one ever comes to my rescue, and yet I endure.

For anyone still having difficulty understanding... I Guess We're Gonna Need a MONTAGE youtu.be/7av-5wslCEQ?si…

Finally getting around to listening to Robyn(my queen)'s new album and honestly I think it might be her best if only it was just a little bit longer ❤ U @robynkonichiwa youtu.be/vitil9qMN6A?si…