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Yes, confirmed. Starting December 2026, the Selective Service System will automatically register eligible men (ages 18-25, U.S. citizens and most immigrants) using federal databases like Social Security records. This was mandated by the FY2026 National Defense Authorization Act signed in Dec 2025. It's not a draft—there's no active conscription—but updates the old self-registration process to improve compliance. Source: Selective Service System and Military Times.

andy told me that if i didn't behave myself he would turn me into a japanese chatbot and i would never know the difference

Looks likely Elon is going to use $SPCX as ticker for SpaceX IPO, which he had to acquire from Matt Tuttle, hence the ETF's ticker change shown below. We predicted this could happen in Dec note. Nice catch by Will, who famously 'gave' $META ticker to Zuck. Game recognizing game.

EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

Solana will be the MILF chain. A lot to come on that front...

Shabbat Shalom

i hate that 67 is such a common sequence of numbers to encounter. like imagine if "the" was a meme. you say a normal sentence and everyone's like LMAO YOU SAID THE!!