Anderson Pooper

In Canada, we have National Immigration and Customs Enforcement. We call them NICE. I'm sorry. I'll just let myself out the door now.

@SomaKazima This is fucking stupid.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't tweet here a lot, but I just dropped in to say, "Am Yisrael Chai." The people of Israel live. Zionist af here. I wish departing followers well.

@kipconlon And she pointed out that pedantic is an insulting word used to describe someone who annoys others by correcting small errors, caring too much about minor details, or emphasizing their own expertise especially in some narrow or boring subject matter.

Helpfully pointed out to my fiancée she doesn’t feel “nauseous,” she feels nauseated.

Do you know what makes me feel young again? Nothing. Goddammit.

I'm not here much lately, but once in a while, I do visit. I just want you to know that I support and stand by Israel. If that's a problem for you, then there's a solution. Leave. I'm never here to debate with you on this topic.

Toronto.

@calluptome Mr. lizard was in the yard.

Today’s brief foray outside…saw a few lizards…

@calluptome I can't figure out if it's the beginning of the end or the end of the beginning but either way, nfg.

Wonder what colors we change today! Also anyone outside of NY spreading hate gets automatically blocked and a big shout out here.

@calluptome @LolOverruled At least dope smoke gets me happy. This fire smoke, not so much.

@LolOverruled Keeping the windows shut when I’m using the bong now 🤣

@calluptome I can barely breathe. Asthma!

Apparently the air will continue to become worse so from all your friends in NYC, au revoir.

@calluptome I need to wake up.

Who needs sleep?

@Sshh_ImReading Show me the money.

Eyes burning here.

@NotOwenMeany left

@calluptome Seems like it went fast.

@trialfemme Popeil nutcracker

Just a matter of time before some idiot whacks themselves in the face with this thing… 🙄

@MadScientistFF Mom's

What food traumatized you as a kid?

Elon, do you hear the sound of one hand clapping yet? Wait. Soon.

It's been a great ride since March 2009, Twitches. Queue Thanks for the Memories.