Coach Absolution

Never commit to a judgment of someone you haven't met. especially if that judgment is built on perceptions of them given to you by someone else.

@ConspoLopes @KrookTM Primite falls under gimmick that I referenced

@CoachAbsolution @KrookTM have you ever heard of primite

i think we should start making less vanilla monsters actually

@BatVibes That abra is going to grow up to be an absolute MENACE

If Team Rocket had only used better Pokemon, they would have ruled the streets. Who would you roll with?

@jaderants Christianity is a pornographic film? Damn, have I been reading the book wrong this whole time?

you guys are fucking sick

@614clinton It sounds like you're asking for a job that punishes people, but instead you're probably asking for a job that avoids people

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

You say projections but you're the one that was butthurt enough to respond to someone who doesn't validate your like of pineapples in pizza, couldn't understand how flavor profiles work, then starting calling names since you don't have any real argument. This is all you There's no emotional part of this for me, I'm not taking this as seriously as the rest of you all who JUST NEED to be validated for liking something lol. Stay in the land of make believe little bro

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki Keep replying with these projections, it’s hilarious and I love all the engagement and likes I’m getting because of how emotional you get in these responses, your cortisol levels must be insanely high too kid 😂😂

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

If you did indeed hypothetically said that, then that would be you saying that to me and it would be up to me to decide if I'm bothered by it, which in this scenario wouldn't offend me because it's just some person on the Internet saying things with the intent of offending someone. I don't have to accept their words, especially when they don't make any sense. There are objectively people that carry a professional career as a "Life Coach" in various forms, and I objectively understand identity, behavior, and the "human experience" enough to confidently describe myself with mastery. It's not said from a place of ego, but a place of competence. Those truths make the attempt to offend into subjective pining, and it becomes something that doesn't have a place to land

@CoachAbsolution @Ravenismeee what if i told you there’s no such thing as a “life coach” or a “master of identity, behaviour, and the human experience” cuz if ur that egotistical you obviously haven’t “mastered” that shit should not be “coaching” someone on their life lmao. ur fault if that offends u tho

How do you politely tell someone they’re overweight?

@Hoopss The fitness instructors

What’s stopping you from doing this?

ICE at airports is just laying the groundwork for ICE at polling places btw

@Dexerto Detectives really going out on a limb telling this story

A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body

@jaxvibez @justalexoki

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki I have a CS degree and make 6 figures as an AI Engineer 💀 stop projecting your reality on random people online, little prepubescent child 😂

@jaxvibez @justalexoki Gauging age on when I made the account? What tf kind of metric is that? Get your broke Jacksonville ass back on the clock and put the fries in the bag

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki Look at my joined date than look at yours, that’s how I know you’re a child 😂

@chefsevenn Spoot

Can you think of a better name?

@LePapillonBlu2 The Capybara is training him to become the best he can be

Meanwhile in Floriduh 🤣

@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki He made an incorrect statement and I corrected it lol. Get bent

@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki You literally replied to the OP because you couldn't let someone enjoy pineapple pizza. You HAD to make a comment about pineapple in spaghetti. Yes you are the one seeking validation or you wouldn't care if someone enjoyed pineapple pizza. Bye.

@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Pretend you are the smarter one and leave. nice play kid

@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki You're SOOOOOOOOO close to understanding... But I doubt you'll get there. Bye

@Magical_Misa fair and based

I can't in good faith align left because it's become a bunch of savages. However, I'm not right leaning because there's still plenty I just can't agree with on their side. The difference is the right doesn't try to tear off my face like a psycho on bath salts. I have nuances on everything. I'm center. Seems only the right can deal with that civilly.

@FarfaYGO Always could

Finally, I can eat kitkallos 😳😋🤤

@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki I'm not the one who posted this thread in the need of outing their need for validation, and you certainly felt butthurt enough to engage lol. just put the fries in the bag so we can move on

@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki No, it's actually the opposite. YOU are butthurt that some people DO like pineapple on their pizza and you're so angry about it you have to pretend plopping pineapple chunks into your spaghetti is the same thing. You people are hilariously delusional.

@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki American tomato ketchup doesn't focus on the tomatoes acidity since it pairs it with vinegar, and then is evened out with indulgent levels of salt and sugar. The acidity in modern ketchup is treated as a partner for simpler palettes, not the main interest

@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Well the type of noodle is irrelevant, but It was a tomato based sauce, yes. But so is ketchup. So is Arrabbiata. You're simplistic understanding of food is causing your confusion.