Collin Sideris

A silly video of us eating fruit wrong. Don't worry everything is fine.

@TheAlanShane Also just imagine the sheer weight of having to deal with a 2L pop bottle while trick or treating. Either that or the parents are carrying it. So it's a real lose, lose.

2L bottle is undeniably the WORST way to drink pop

@joeledmiston Would you describe this movie as “wild entertainment?”

My gf bought me this. Very nice of her because I love this shit.

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@Hunter_Collins Feels like when you see a band wearing their own shirt.

I don’t get these people who put up a flag of their country in their own country. That’s like wearing a name tag at home.

My dryer really sucks also it's almost Halloween so I made this. youtu.be/elr1cqL0yj4

My gf cooks: This is the best meal I’ve ever had. I cook for myself when she’s not here: Is two different types of soup too much soup for one meal?

The level of nervous I get before calling anyone makes me surprised I’m an even moderately functional human being.

I turned 30 recently. Here's what my anxiety had to say about it: youtu.be/yMdhQ2ajPn8

@DylanGott That looks like your Dad.

Do I look like this nerd? My wife said I don't but I think she's in denial

This week I have for you the adventures of a new hero “Not Safe for Kids-Man!” Also I think it’s worth noting I will soon be a 30 year old man. youtu.be/LKxMPVWrKLw

@livstadler Something about these being headless bellies makes them so much more unsettling.

My gf found a chandelier on the side of the road and installed it in the ceiling of our basement apartment. So now we're the only couple in existence who owns a chandelier, while living underground.

Stop spreading ashes into the ocean. nobody wants to swim in your grandma

@comedybar I know I'm very late to say WOW HOLY SHIT SO NICE! But WOW HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO VERY NICE! Saw it live before I saw this pic so all I can say is very nice job and I love it.

U seen the new get up?

@DylanGott Come on Dylan! You have to admit that is a list!

This is an important story that I finally feel brave enough to share with this world and it's called "I'm in a Loveless Marriage with My Oven." Enjoy!

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I chocked drinking tap water the other day. Which feels like God telling me to wrap it up.

@isabelzawtun At the very least there's some wires and a stunt team waiting in the wings.

@andiehongfilm Funny tweet but also sending love Andie. Hope you are having a nice day!

I joined a facebook group for tibia plateau fracture. Me: is it normal to be still on crutches after 11 months? Member: yeah! It's normal! Don't worry! I'm just off crutches after 8 years and 8 months! Me: (suicidal) Th... Thank you