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This will be on my profile till Nigeria goes back to the right path

@Ugo1537217 @SavvyRinu That’s why you are a parody of another man’s existence. You don’t even have a life on twitter outside lobistars🤣

It’s the fact that these stupid Nigerian men can’t grasp the concept of what she’s saying. Can’t you do football banter without using words that are derogatory and offensive to the female body part???? Why can’t yall even use your own body parts to banter??? Are yall that useless tooo in that area???? Clownnnnnssssss

“Before them waybill the obough come my side.” Look at the comments. Same degrading language that forms part of the abuse culture against women. We see this online, we get called prostitutes and assaulted offline. 💔

@Crypto_Diet U think it’s that easy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like say na only she Dey sell Fish for market.

A fish seller in Nigeria can make more money than an oil company worker. Sounds crazy? Let’s do the math 👇 Fish seller: • Buys 2 basket = ₦160k • Sells retail = ₦220k • Profit = ₦60k per day Works 20 days/month = ₦1.2M profit Oil company worker: • Salary= ₦400k-₦800k/month • Fixed income • No daily cashflow Now here’s the difference: Fish seller: • Controls income • Scales with volume • Daily liquidity Oil worker: • Waits for salary • Income capped • Depends on employer Same Nigeria. Different mindset. Respect every legal hustle. Who is really richer?

@WilJay_1 3m and still go home with his car says you are either a thief or unserious fellow. When u race, it’s one of these options, the car or the money. No one bets on both, Omo ole

If you can put 3M on the table and the winner drives home with the loser’s car… say less, I’m in.

@Olushegz He’s an Aquilani type of buy

What do you think of Florian Wirtz performance today?

@autocareplusng This is what I want to hear. Toyota won’t go away like every other cars we’ve used before Toyota. But tha sacred truth is the end of Toyota is nigh. I give it 5 year when the spare parts of the Chinese cars are available like Toyota did

You know how Ford vehicles identify with the US. Toyotas are part of the Nigerians day to day. Electric cars will come. CNG will come. But The Toyota/Lexus second hand value will still stand strong with most Nigerian car users unless we have a significant policy change

@Omolomo_o In babasuwe voice Bus kowere kowere le wo

i remember one time i was going to epe from ajah. the bus was waiting for just one more passenger so we could move. then a man entered and the bus was full, driver shut the passengers door, and took off immediately. we drove for almost ten minutes before (a thread)

@maxvayshia If at this level of civilization, you haven’t lose your religion to find God on your terms and conviction, you will be a slave to another man’s faith for ever

Imagine the religion whose beliefs you literally died for, changing its tenets just after you pass on, like a constitution review. Aunty Esther would stand in the beyond feeling so fuulish now. May the lights be with her to guide her and steer her away from religion’s shackles.

@Adey_Rid @Engr_Ashile Una mouth don wide o my own still at 75m 🤩

@Engr_Ashile Omo you dey front oooo Me na just 169M e dey since march, i never get new ideas

Money wey I need just Dey increase day by day 🤦 E don increase by 174m today alone.

@Engr_Ashile Sha take am easy on us wey our own never pass 75m 🤣

@dastreetking @theadeszn He’s not part of our generation so let him cap his nonsense in peace.

@theadeszn If you are part of that generation it would be surprising that you think like this. Kennis music made so much money as a label at that time just by signing Tuface. In an era where there was no streaming Tuface sold albums in millions. D banj was good but what mostly sold…

D’banj will definitely give P Square run for their money if streaming was a thing, 2Baba would be the least most streamed amongst the big 3 of that generation cos he’s more of substance oriented artist. D’banj throws lamba a lot he might out-stream P Square.

@oku_yungx 11k replies 😳

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hi” and gain 600 mutuals here.

@AdageorgeA @oma22k Se oloriburuku leleyi ni Eyin fans mi e ma gba mi ke😳

"I am a man of 35 years old, but today,I feel like a stranger in my own house. I live in a one-room apartment with my wife. Last year, when my wife gave birth to our first son, my mother and my younger sister moved in to help with "Omugwo" (postpartum care). I was so happy. My mother is a widow; she sacrificed everything to send me to school, so having her around felt like a blessing. But it has been 14 months. They haven't left. Every night, my wife and I sleep on the bed with the baby, while my mother and my 22-year-old sister spread their mat on the floor right next to our bed. We are all breathing the same air in that small room. I'm frustrated, my mind is burning like fire inside & can't hold this to myself anymore. For one year, I have become a "celibate" man in my own marriage. Anytime I touch my wife at night, she jumps like a snake has bitten her. She will whisper, "Are you mad? Your mother is right there! Your sister is watching!" I got frustrated and did something I now realize might be strange. I went to meet my mother and sister to talk to them "man to man."My mother laughed and said, "My son, don't mind her. I am your mother. I have seen it all. Just do your thing, I will cover my ears. It doesn't bother me." My sister even joked about it, saying she would put on her headphones so she wouldn't hear anything. I was relieved! I went back to my wife and told her the "good news" i explained things to her, i told her mom & my sister says they wouldn't mind and besides they're not kids Instead of being happy, my wife looked at me with pure disgust. She said, "You went to discuss our private life with your mother? Have you lost your shame?" Now, she won't even let me hold her hand. She has turned her back to me for 3 months straight. She says if I want "action," I should rent a separate house for my mother. But how can I throw my widowed mother out when she has nowhere to go in this Lagos? Is it wrong for a mother to stay with her son? Why is my wife making this look like a crime? My mother says she is comfortable on the floor, so why is my wife the one complaining? I feel like my wife is using this "shyness" as an excuse because she secretly hates my family and wants them to suffer. Am I supposed to choose between my mother’s comfort and my wife’s "shyness"? this is exactly how women push a man out to another woman yet start complaining! I love my wife and i honestly don't want to cheat on her but the way things are going i might have no choice " Husband from temu

@Dressme31 @MikeBales So October before September in your own calendar🤣

@MikeBales You mean JAOSN is someone's name And please, how is it pronounced please

How old were you when you realized the first letters of the five months after June spell someone’s name?

Please I need more Liverpool fans on my page let’s comment YNWA and follow each other asap 🔴💪🏽

@El__Yaq Godspeed bro. Rooting for you 🫡

We can't keep waiting for the world to bring industrial automation to Nigeria. We have to start building it ourselves. After 300+ hours of non-stop fabrication, spending more than 5kg in material, and gathering hundreds of individual components, this is the foundation of a 6-axis robotic arm built entirely from scratch. They say hardware is hard. Doing it here is even harder. But holding the pieces of what this could become is a feeling I can't quite describe. Let's see if all the math was right. Assembly begins tomorrow.

@McFlybowy Aye e maa baje

Ability wise, He’s a tier above Gerrard.

@_DebbieOA @vickyomolara @Val_Gadget I wish to but how do I repair it when it’s faulty

If you can't afford solar generator, shey you'll buy inverter generator from @Val_Gadget? 2 liters fuel lasts for up to 10 hours

@mujano_004 @LaceVine Why ur ancestors no use the format, ode

@LaceVine This their format don cast since na.

Made in China. Rebadged in Nnewi.

@Xyphien @mrmikeMTL The new music is like old songs not the new generation songs

@mrmikeMTL When does that happen? I'm 32 and still absolutely love finding new music. I'm still constantly expanding my horizons on music, as well as new genres. From most types of rap, metal to house and now experimental 🤷

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

@mrmikeMTL See me this morning blazing country music like my life depends on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just hate new songs and I’m not even 50 yet 🤩