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Abolish the Speed Limit

@DavidLeavitt David would you like to take a picture with me in which we stand next to each other naked and you post it with a poll to let female audience members compare our perceived sexual powers?

Okay this was funny

@factpostnews That's interesting, because when I was going to spank Mullin's daughter, she was quite eager to bend over for me to "bust her butt."

Unearthed video shows new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin describing his daughter pleading with him not to spank her: “She’s like, ‘No, Daddy. No, Daddy, No, Daddy, No. I’m sorry, Daddy. I’m sorry, Daddy.’ … She just couldn’t bring herself to even bend over for me to be able to bust her butt.”

@cevapi_ritopek What did you say..

@ColonialGrit Drink alcohol and talk with the locals

@ColonialGrit “Just keep saying Nihon ga daisuki desu and you’ll be fine”

@VacksceneGaming What is so funny?

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

“Napoleon was on leave for most of his military career and yet was promoted to general at age 24. I USUALLY go to work and yet I am fired”

@Daseincel “In English?”

Visiting Japan for 10 days, what should I do

@ColonialGrit Yasukuni

Whenever I knead dough I am reminded of the scene in Galko-chan where she says that boobs feel like bread dough.

Wildlife bridges over every highway!

@_A_Prayer Thuletide will send me to your house to do the needful

‘And if I get a tattooless girl and make her get full-body tattoos? What now, Thuletide?’

@Taro_of_Agartha They should be more common but I have a couple nice ones if I'm willing to drive 20 minutes...

America just not having bakeries is actually insane tbh. Infrahuman country.

Kyoto and Tokyo btw

Age 18, William B Travis marries his student, Rosanna. Age 20, Travis finishes law degree (in 1 year), takes out loan to practice. Age 22, moves to Texas to avoid debtors prison, joins militia. Age 26, made Colonel in Texian Army, then raises his own army, leads them at the Alamo

@ColonialGrit If you enjoy modern architecture, the Tokyo Catholic Cathedral. Striking place.

USCIS Q4 data finally released. At a glance, it does not look good. Visa approval numbers are about exactly the same as previous two quarters, H1B approvals unchanged, green card approvals went up.

@ColonialGrit Visit an onsen in the inaka.