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just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at
like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.
we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly.
then crypto gets brought up, she says it
“i trade”
my ears PERKED up
i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what do you trade”
she said “mostly altcoins”
and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool” and gotten her number
but i am not a normal person
my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what’s your all-time pnl”
she looked confused
i kept going
“realized or unrealized? spot or perps? what’s your max leverage? what’s your liquidation history? what’s your risk per trade? do you even use stops or are you one of those ‘conviction’ people”
she laughed nervously and said “i kinda just buy dips”
and i said “on what timeframe”
she said “when it looks low”
and i said “so you don’t actually trade crypto”
the vibe was GONE
just vanished. nuked. full liquidation candle on the 1-minute.
her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.
i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on whether her portfolio was just 80% memes, 20% cope, and 100% exit liquidity
my friend walked over and said “bro she was into you what happened”
i said “she said she’s a trader and then described buying whatever was trending on tiktok”
he said “so?”
SO???
i would rather die alone than let a casual spot dca moonbagger think we are the same species
she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING cost basis and i simply cannot overlook that
could’ve had her number
but she knows i respect market structure
and honestly that’s worth more

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