Colt Severs

Just a stuntman doing stunt guy bullshit

Somewhat when i first drew the goslings #coltland #ryangosling

@TomRyderHQ ouch :(

@Coltstunts You’re right, how could I know It’s not like you have anyone anymore

i basically have 2 or 3 jobs at this point 😒

@TomRyderHQ how would you know hm? Whats with the offense:)

@Coltstunts Excuse you? I wouldn’t call one of them unpaid, you get a pretty sweet deal for one of them

it’s so fuckin hot and humid so im projecting my suffering on Colt #coltseavers #thefallguy

@TomRyderHQ recently 😒 ones entirely unpaid </3

@Coltstunts Since when you drama king 🙄

armando, it's called a noogie #coltlandtwins

someone basically begged me to do this so heres my take your clothes off sunday old photo but it works rest of the photo can wait for next week

@TomRyderHQ yeah no kidding

@Coltstunts I think you know my solutions

my arm is going numbbbb

the messages i get 😒

@TomRyderHQ voluntarily or not doesn’t change that my arm in going numb whats your grand solution?

@Coltstunts Oh wow, what a predicament you seem to probably voluntarily be in I know of some ways to solve your problem though

@TomRyderHQ well Tom. Maybe its because my arm has been CAPTURED and held in the same position for a while now

@Coltstunts Yep, really

@TomRyderHQ 🫤really Ryder

@Coltstunts Well go on, share with the class You act like I’m the one making it numb 🙄

@TomRyderHQ gee i wonder 😑 i hate you

@Coltstunts Why would your arm be going numb Seavers? 🤔

i just lost the game

@TomRyderHQ 😐

@Coltstunts 😇

@TomRyderHQ 😒

@Coltstunts Sounds like a you problem

@FOOLSERR0R damn </3😔

@Coltstunts we gotta cut it off

my boyfriend is such an idiot sometimes like makes reallyyyyy questionable decisions but so sickeningly sweet, feels like candy rotting my teeth sweet but is so nice anyways