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Comedy Pot Pie
@ComedyPotPie
From the insanely dark mind of comedian @michaellanejr | Season 2 of the Comedy Pot Pie podcast available everywhere. ☠️
Detroit, MI Beigetreten Ocak 2019
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For everyone saying that the Detroit Pistons All-Star Jalen Duren was hiding behind his teammates— If he decided to throw this punch there would have been a Charlotte Hornets funeral today.
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Damn girl, are you the American school system? Because I want to shoot a bunch of children inside you
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can someone give me their best pickup line pls idk how to speak to people
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While Jimmy Buffett’s exact cause of death is still unknown— some people claim that there’s a woman to blame usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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If Weird Al doesn’t come back here right now and cover ‘I wanna fuck you like a cannibal’ by NIN after watching ‘Dahmer’ then what are we even doing here
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You can take your wife out of the D, but you can never take the D outta your wife
BluNSilver™️@BSilver92
Sources say that Former Lion Golden Tate was traded to the Eagles due to the former Pro Bowler fooling around with Matt Patricia's Wife
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I was thinking about starting a Stranger Things tribute band but Finger Eleven was already taken.
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It’s been just me and my dog for so long now that when a girl gets all excited around me I ask her if she needs to go outside.
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Proud to announce that ‘Drinking and Driving’ will no longer be an issue for me as I can no longer afford to do both.
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Every morning I wake up— Twitter is such a weird place…
Opens Facebook— what a weird place…
Leaves house— this is such a weird place…
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My sex life is like a sinking ship.
Women and children first.
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Everybody claiming that a rape baby is a “gift from god”, needs to realize that an abortion is simply a re-gift to god. That’s even Steven.
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