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@Capybaras_Daily @jeff_schmeck these animals need to cool it!

A 9-month-old capybara escaped from a zoo just after arriving and is now on the run in England.

@PeterTwinklage @jeff_schmeck look how far we’ve come

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

@earthcurated @jeff_schmeck 🐻‍❄️

Today is World Bear Day.

@wcb_pod @ChiSportsDay @wiseman_kyle 😮‍💨

Jake Arrieta turns 40 today. His stretch from June 21, 2015 - June 21, 2016 might never be replicated again 😳 • 34 starts • 27-2 record • 1.20 ERA / 0.80 WHIP • 240.0 IP / 248 K • 2 no-hitters

@BoomersBetz @jeff_schmeck I felt this

The entire groupchat when i feed a parlay that cakes first leg

@TMZ_FleaBottom @jeff_schmeck I can’t get enough of these

Ser Zion the Well Fed of House Williamson, blessed with strength of ten men, yet undone time and time again by the Ladies of Sculpted Sorcery. The realm is not surprised. (Via Flea BBLottoms)

@wiseman_kyle @nationalcares_ It will be fine mate. Just be patient. Good things come to those who wait.

@nationalcares_ I returned my car to T2 at MSP last night. Nobody around. I was told to leave the vehicle with keys inside and it would be checked in. It's 12 hours later and hasn't been checked in yet. Help.

@City_Xtra @ben_pallister come get your boy

@jeff_schmeck @ThatGuyRocked @DanteTheDon I love this account.

Kevin Pittsnogle That guy rocked.

@PLforIndia @ben_pallister me at your wedding when @KyleJonze shows up with the head to toe Gunners kit

Up the Blues 💙 For Chelsea superfan Siraj, it wasn’t just about the wedding, it was about honouring his beloved club too 🥺

@PaulMountaineer @Truckbryant25 @CorieBlount @jeff_schmeck appointment television

BREAKING: I've been given permission to share a piece of the Bob Huggins Documentary, Beyond The Bench thanks to Executive Producer Allen Hilsinger. Thanks to @Truckbryant25 and @CorieBlount as well! Get ready to cry & SHARE THIS OUT FOR HUGGS plz!

@steelers @jeff_schmeck

We have completed an in-person interview with Mike McCarthy for our head coach position. 📝: bit.ly/4qycr6l

@BleacherReport @jeff_schmeck me vs the CCC field in October

THIS PIC OF ANTHONY BLACK DUKING ON 4 GRIZZLIES IS INSANE!!!! 😱🤯

@NotKennyRogers @wiseman_kyle CBTM

If you start the movie "Hoosiers" at 10:07 p.m. and 48 seconds on New Year's Eve, you'll ring in 2026 just as Jimmy Chitwood hits the winning shot. No need to thank me.

@StokeyyG2 @jeff_schmeck @ben_pallister WOT

@wiseman_kyle @jeff_schmeck @TCUFootball 9 went on a revenge tour after this game. Thank you, TCU, for being the spark Michigan needed to become the last undefeated national champion.

@jeff_schmeck @TCUFootball @CommishDufek

Horned Frogs thrive in the desert. 🎉 #GoFrogs #DFWBig12Team #FiestaFrogs

@DiscussingFilm @jeff_schmeck

The new trailer for the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel ‘A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS’ has been released. Premiering January 18 on HBO.

@ben_pallister @jeff_schmeck @CoachSonnyDykes come get your boy

Pray for my best friend @jeff_schmeck. Nothing is wrong with him, he just can’t stop thinking, talking, worrying, and trolling about Texas football. Does anyone have a cure?