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How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: Apologize.lol

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

@sgonzalesauthor Can't wait to read it!

✨✨✨ COVER REVEAL ✨✨✨ Ten years ago, almost to the week, one of my best friends had a dream I sold the book I had just written, and she saw the cover. “It was white and gold”, she told me. “I could see it so clearly. This book is going to be published, I’m sure of it”.

Which Roald Dahl

@akafacehots @JoeBiden You realize Trump is only 3 years younger, right?

@JoeBiden TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP! We need to get this walking corpse Biden out of office and into a retirement home/prison!

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to. I might not debate as well as I used to. But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

@ValentinaForSOS @JoeBiden You do realize that Trump is only 3 years younger than him, right?

@JoeBiden You belong in a nursing home. You can’t be president

Just posted the 1st of my travel videos! Check it out! youtu.be/QM8mxAnRc0w

Kristen (author of our group book) has run into some care trouble, so we are going to have to push the live show to start at 5:30pm eastern today instead of 3pm. Hope to see you all there! youtube.com/live/cddmtZAVp…

My February's reads for 2023 @CompletelyMel Reading Challange! 1) A book from a black author - Take a Hint, Dani Brown by Talia Hibbert ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 2) Something affecting the black community - The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd ⭐️⭐️

My January's reads for 2023 @CompletelyMel Reading Challange! 1) A book with only words in the cover - The Conviction: Enacting Vigilante Justice by John Mathews 2) White on the cover - Get a Life, Chloe Brown by Talia Hibbert Both 3 stars reads

I’m using Rakuten to get Cash Back at my favorite stores. Hate for you to miss out, so join now with my invite and you’ll get $40 after you spend $40.* rakuten.com/r/MELANI17099?…

I'm trying to set up a TrovaTrip, but I still need 40 qualified responses. It will take about 2 minutes to fill out. I would really appreciate it if you could help me out. my.trovatrip.com/public/l/surve…

It's time!!! youtu.be/x9IiYt_owgQ

Omg, tomorrow is the big day!!! youtu.be/x9IiYt_owgQ

Announcements are premiering this Saturday!!! youtu.be/x9IiYt_owgQ

For anyone interested, I started a new Instagram for all my travel stuff. instagram.com/my.grand.adven…

#KofiChallenge ko-fi.com/completelymela…

12 more minutes and we are live!