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Part of my five-month plan is to start writing again, cuz once upon a time I got paid to do it.
Here's me whining about an autoimmune disease mizelanmaw.wordpress.com/2026/04/01/the…
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Corrupted Slugman
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Corrupted Slugman
@Corrupted_Slug
My talents are mainly hallucinating while unconscious and knowing extremely useless facts. I'd make a good court jester in the middle ages
In the crawlspace Beigetreten Aralık 2025
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@badrechicken Gurewitz too business. Fat Mike too stinky.
Makes sense
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Over the years i have slowly realised fat wreck chords does indeed have a better music selection than epitaph
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@winterm00n_ NGL this song was the vibe for a good chunk of my sophomore year in college youtube.com/watch?v=KuZ2QZ…
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FUCK FLY I AM FASHION TRYINNA COP THAT BENZ WAGON
𝘷𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘪$$🇧🇷@vtorreiss
this is 1 of those songs you never forget where you first heard it
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lazy millennials would try to add EMAILS to their hotdog, or perhaps RINGTONE
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
You can only add TWO things 🌭👇👇
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@samoyed_dazs The Samoyed's face is so benevolent
Such a dog and their amazing face always puts me at ease
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@chaos_gent @dietz_meredith actively start an international conflict as I slip into an uber that has my Snuggie already warmed up in it
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i don’t irish exit, i do the american withdrawal (constantly change my story about when im leaving, if im leaving, who invited me)
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hey!
look!
It's a smiling cloud!
THE DAZS ダッツファミリーCh.@samoyed_dazs
雨が止んで、お外出れて嬉しい〜って伝わってくるお顔のサモエド
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@Oggy_57642 voiced by Sam Jackson and Charlie Murphy (RIP)
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The fact the new KotH had an actually funny Reddit joke is heartwarming tbh
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look at my CIA asset dawg I'm gonna have so much fun at the dog park
白柴犬まんまる@shiba_manmaru
本日の証明写真
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Need someone who looks at me like Tamao-san looks at delicious takoyaki
えちごやとちわわ@echigoyamoke
今日のたこ焼き …どうした？いつもみたいに来ないのか？ 玉）どーせもらえないでち…
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@uni_inu111 WAN WAN WAN WAN
the shiny black dog makes noise!
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@LilyMarieMFC @goddammitsarah I appreciate the self awareness but "y'all" is almost unequivocally the best second-person group signifier regardless of region, as far as I'm trying to make it
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@Corrupted_Slug @goddammitsarah I'm not a native EN speaker and I use "y'all" sometimes when I want to make it clear I'm addressing multiple ppl because English doesn't have a strictly plural "you" 🫠
I KNOW that it's Southern American English and I have no business using it, I never should have started lmao
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shocking number of people announcing how much they love to eat paint chips on this website lately
Muted. Argue with yourself.@___inCANdescent
Gen Z is kinda clocking millennial/Gen X feminists’ tea. Y’all said/say men are trash but then advocate for having casual sex with many of them and partaking in kinks that may be harmful. It never made sense.
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@k_n_8141 They honored companion dogs in Ancient Rome. The love of dogs is as human as it gets!
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