African Shelby 🖋

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sometimes i wonder how many genuinely good men have quietly given up on dating because nobody ever gave them a chance.

Yall!!! My daughter just got her Black girl knee scar! Falling off her new scooter!!! On Juneteenth no less!!!! 🗣️I’m Black and I’m proud!!! 😩🩷

Plankton really said “F is for fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium bombs. N is for no survivors”. He was on one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tell me something completely weird and absurd from your childhood that you thought was normal. I'll go first. We put a box fan in our bedroom window blowing OUT because my mom said it would suck the heat out.

if Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly then why did it fall off?

Children should be given their mother's last name.

Would you like to double our income become domestic partners in crime, have separate bedrooms & bathrooms and never have kids with me

End the qualifiers. Give me a World Cup with all 195 countries. Every 4 years. Three months long. I’m completely serious. ⚽️😂

I wore sun earrings to work and when I got there saw that my coworker wore moon earrings. She was not as excited as me

Not suicidal but if God would take me now, i'd thank Him.

I think the most painful part about cheating isn't even finding out. It's realizing that while you were being loyal, honest, and genuine, they were busy lying, hiding, deleting things, and pretending everything was okay while looking you straight in the eye. That's the kind of betrayal that really breaks your trust.

My family planned a huge barbecue at my uncle's house. Someone volunteered me to bring all the meat. Not asked. Volunteered. I found out through a family group chat. When I said I couldn't afford several hundred dollars worth of food, my cousin replied: "Come on, everyone is counting on you." No. Everyone was counting on spending my money. There's a difference. I showed up with the salad I originally promised to bring. The barbecue happened just fine. Turns out the event wasn't ruined.

Who’s been single for longer than 5 years? 👀

Do NOT use halls cough drops on your genitalia!

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Dating a single mom is literally high risk no reward

Sorry to be the history teacher here for a second... Juneteenth is NOT the day slavery ended. Juneteenth marks the day enslaved people in Galveston, Texas learned they were free TWO YEARS after the Emancipation Proclamation was signed. Think about that. Two extra years of stolen labor. Two extra years of stolen wages.Two extra years of stolen time. It took someone riding into Texas to tell people they had already been free.And if you've learned anything about Texas, it's that Texas has always been gonna Texas. Juneteenth is a celebration, but it's also a reminder. Freedom on paper and freedom in practice are not always the same thing. What's one thing about Juneteenth that you think more people should know?

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Your @MichelobUltra Superior Player of the Match is Folarin Balogun. 👑 #FIFAWorldCup #SuperiorPOTM

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